Dodged a bullet

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East of Eden

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Home on the range

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What’s not to get

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You plus me equals us

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Regrets, I’ve had a few

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Hell hath no fury

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Silver lining

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Give it up for day 289

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Wrath of GabeN

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If you love something let it go

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No breeze left to shoot

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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing one of these letters, but...

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Hey hey hey

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Mixed messages

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Anon makes a prediction

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A boring dystopia

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Booze cruise

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Lost in translation

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We’re falling apart to half time

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Blame game

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Perfectly balanced

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Flippit and reverse it

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Ticking time bomb

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Three little birds, pitched by my doorstep

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Anon assesses the state of arms issued to Russian conscripts

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A streak of bad luck

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Anon masters the art of home defense

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Double life

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No good deed

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A dim bulb brightens

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Bada Bing!

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War... war never changes

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Anon has game

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Do a barrel roll

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Snap back to reality

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Trigger warning

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Anon is based

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Suffering from success

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The cycle continues

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Anon is a content creator

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State of decay

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Anon has had enough

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/k/ool Hand Luke

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But what about sporks?

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Lawn maintenance

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Quality of wife

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Rain, no shine

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No rules, just right

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Hasta la pasta

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Miracle of life

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You want the blocks, come get the blocks

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Anon missed the training montage

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Dead on arrival

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Not gonna make it

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Absolute unit

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On Route 66

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The force awakens

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Higher power

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No way out

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/k/an do

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Triggered a reset

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Motives beyond comprehension

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Fright night

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So long, Space Cowboy

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The fault in our cars

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Anon blows his chance

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Anon discusses Chinese naval history

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Mathematically inferior

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Anon voices a controversial opinion

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Take the comfy pill

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You’re gonna like the way you look

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Hanks but no thanks

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Anon makes a solid recommendation

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Let the bodies hit the floor

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Can’t stop won’t stop

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Anon has a savage comeback

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Blame game

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One way or another

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Rattle snake

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Blame it on the boogie

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Keys to the Kingdom

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Castles made of sand fall into the sea eventually

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Hello neighbor

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It’s all downhill from here

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Anon talks business

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Flush the pipes

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Boil ‘em mash ‘em stick ‘em in a stew

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Ready to flush

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Rubbed the wrong way

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Slippery slope

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Gas station

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Taking care of business

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The waiting game

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Shell game

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Anon redefines the six-shooter

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The beautiful letdown

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Anon crafts a rebuttal

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Snap back to reality

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Buck tardwater

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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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The fault in our cars

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Cracked like an egg

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Can’t make this shit up... or can you

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Only in death does duty end

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Two ships passing in the night

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The ringer

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A cruel angel’s thesis

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Weak stomach

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Trips of truth

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Anon faces a dilemma

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Absolutely unhinged

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Nicktunes

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Bomb defusal

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Hell is a place on earth

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Anonsgiving

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With a little help from my friends

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Anon delivers iconic lines

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No wheels, no deals

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Gut feeling

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Rules for thee but not for me

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The big sad

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Cool detail: psychos will swat away thrown guns!

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Do a barrel roll

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Look before you leak

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Rancher? I hardly know her

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Boil ‘em mash ‘em stick ‘em in a stew

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Anon asks a hypothetical question

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It only gets worse

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So long, Space Cowboy

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Release the beast

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Tendie Funnel

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Gut feeling

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Falling apart at the seams

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Taking care of business

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Anon commits a war crime

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/k/ settles the score

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With a little help from my friends

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The beautiful letdown

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Anon makes a diagnosis

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Hell is a place on earth

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