Everyone's gone! Little Bart... little Lisa... little Marge... and the rest!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Care to join me in a belt of scotch? It's 9:30 in the morning. Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Which Treehouse of Horror segments is your favorite? Mine's definitely Time and Punishment2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.4yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson. On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with.” “Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-It-All.3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You got a real pretty face. Pretty, like a stripper's face.You like trucks, pretty face?2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/americandad
HEYBUDDYYOUGOTTASLOWYOURCARDOWNANDLETMEINBECAUSEI'MABIGFATGUYANDICAN'TGOANYWHEREBECAUSETHERE'SGOINGTOBESOMEPOISONGASIMEANTHERE'SGONNABEREALLYPOISONGASEVERYBODY'SGOINGTOBEDEADESPECIALLYME!2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's 11:00. Do you know where your children are? I told you last night, no.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm not being insensitive, Lois. I just don't see why we have to cancel our vacation, just because the dog's a cokehead.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/familyguy
My buddy asked me if I had a spare Gameboy he could use to practice his soldering and today he gave it back to me. Im really impressed right now!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/Gameboy
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What's your favorite episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show? I've always been a fan of the bootleg copy of Itchy and Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Milhouse, do you see what's on Channel 6? Uh, yeah. It's really something... AHHH!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey come on! Dick, don't. Dick Come on, Dick. Why are you doing this, Dick? This isn't you. I want the old Dick back. I don't want bad new Dick, I want good old Dick. Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/americandad
That technology is three months old. Only suckers buy out-of-date machines. Uh, you're not a sucker, are you, sir? Heavens, no! Oh, good. Because if you were, I'd have to ask you to leave the store.3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Where'd you get all the money? The government. I didn't earn it. I don't need it. But if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What's your favorite Mayor Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge Quimby AKA Diamond Joe quote? My personal favorite comes from S17E21, It is agreed: regular people can park in handicapped spaces if they’re just running in to buy smokes or some poptarts for tomorrow.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Desalinisation plant?” “Yes. The Grotto uses so much water. The bunnies felt we should go this way.” “Smart bunnies, Hef.”2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it'd be you.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Stan, if you wanna put that gun to good use then shoot my hooker's penis off.2yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/americandad
All right, how about this? When was your first gay experience? Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time. Ho-ho! I ate my share of wieners that day.3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My coworker sold me his NES and all the games for $100. It needed new cables and I believe probably needs a new pin connector but overall pretty hyped about it!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/gamecollecting
Today's pickup: Samsung 19 CRT. No remote, but it works and looks fantastic!3yr ⋅ Sabo0416 ⋅ r/crtgaming
