Scumbag Roommate: Update. Thanks, guys; your advice and tough love helped a lot.10yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How can this towel be 100% cotton and 100% this other fabric I've never heard of if that adds up to 200%?7yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
Pretty tame compared to a lot of stuff on here, but I'm quickly becoming disillusioned with online dating7yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/creepyPMs
This headline about the California wildfires that are only newsworthy because they affected a Kardashian5yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I'm not sure why I didn't consider the much easier and more obvious alternative.10yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I have a friend who hates wearing a seatbelt, but she stretches the belt across and holds the plug part under her leg so she doesn't get pulled over.10yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Beautiful woman overshadows strippers, has honor defended by fellow strip club patrons6yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/thatHappened
Was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer when this asshole appeared and reminded me of this sub9yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/iamverysmart
One building at my college has a take one, leave one system for sanitary products in the girl's bathroom6yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Papa John's gluten-free crust isn't recommended for people with celiac disease7yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Just noticed this line by Michael on Toby's last day... And the day he meets Holly10yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
This happened on Downton Abbey (spoilers for DA Season 2) and I burst out laughing at a most inappropriate time.11yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
Boy sees mother looking hot in her new bathing suit, begs her to take him to the pool while wearing it. Can confirm, am Oedipus complex.10yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/thatHappened
I got this quiz question wrong because my Java professor misplaced a comma8yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Vegan teacher doesn't know what a ladybug looks like. Cradling and Shakespeare ensue. [Fixed to comply with Rule #2]10yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/thatHappened
Normally I hate this, but today it made me drop and crack my phone so I'm extra pissed.11yr ⋅ s_m_f_a_h ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
