Shhh the baby is sleeping
Took me a while to understand what was going on..
That feeling when you read things like this, and you're actually at that point in your life
10 more sleeps until I see the love of my life, then we drive across the country together, have an apartment and never doing long distance again !!!!
Damn canada eh !
I need to go grocery shopping, do laundry, clean... But I really just want to lay in bed and play diablo all day..
I am freaking hilarious, and I imagine you guys are all the same
HIFW I've taken my anti depressants for two whole weeks without missing any days and am climbing out of my depressive state
Came up on my facebook. Thought you guys might like it..
When I found out I was preggers...
Boy won't fuck me on my period, then gets angry when I use my toy.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
So who wants to marry me
My mom works on a farm, they got a new pup !!
This is the reason my best friend is my best friend. Dinner last night.. Or more like heaven ?
Anxiety is bad, can't take any more sick days.. Dog threw up in my bed this morning... Fuck.
How I feel being smart, creative.. Some people say talented, however I never pursue anything... :(
Met a guy, fucks me amazingly, has all the same interests as me. Annnnnnnnnd doesn't want a clingy relationship. 👌 just what I wanted
A benefit I guess ?
I woke up to a kid coming into my room to get my dog... Apparently roommates playing daycare.
Everyone's going back to school, or their kids are... And I'm over here like
PUPPY FEVER ALL OF THE TIME
My dog was being super cuddly. He clearly didn't want me to go..
He has claimed his spot in the first night 😍
Mrw I haven't showered since Monday, also forgot to take off my make up last night, and my pj pants smell like dog..
Walked outside to this... Definitely a first...
Well that explains a lot
My SO and I have pizza in our underwear nights. I felt these were needed.
It's not just driving advice- general life advice
[FOUND] my cousin is amazing
One more shift, then off for four days. So sleepyyyy
It's play time mommmmy
My friend is looking for a roommate, keeps asking me to move in, then I asked him if he'd help with my dog ( my current roommates help when I work 10 hours shifts) he's like oh yeah, he'd be moving too...?
Got a new rabbit, rechargeable, with tons of settings, along with new lube. Aaannnnnnd two days off work...
Trolls, and I love you all
Hif leaving work yesterday.. I knew I was doing well... but a much higher up heard about how amazing I am from two people, and another general manager said I can come to her hotel any time...
going from desk jobs for the past 4 years, back to a physical job... my body is sore, but i feel a lot better, and can feel those muscles! bonus; acne is clearing up A LOT! :D
Mrw a guy tries to be extremely dominant over my dog for no reason, my dog doesn't take that crap.. And If you don't treat my dog right, you probably won't treat me right. Bye bye!
A month, still no sex with new BF... We were reaaaally into making out and hand stuff... Then he forgot to bring a condom. IT WAS SOOO CLOSE, TOUCHING... But no... :(
I'm the youngest one in my office (23) most coworkers are 50+, they go out dancing all of the time, I never go, because I hate the club and the music is waaaayyyy too loud.
He's so photogenic ❤️
I'd be so happy If dogs were everywhere!
My pup and I this morning
I'm finally chipping away at debt, crossing things off my list to do (adult things) and have decided after that's all done, I'm rewarding myself with another pup! It'll be a while.. but great motivation !
I GOT THE JOBBBY JOBBBBERS THAT I WANTED. aaahhhhh, so happy. So so so happy, Went shopping for new business clothes annnnnnd having some dranks ! Weeeeoooo
STABS THE HEART
My ex was always so obsessed with my long hair, I had cut it super short a couple months ago, and now this ! 😍 I love it!
Some girls get cum in hair... I get food in my hair...
I finally met, a cute, quiet, nerdy gentleman. Not usually the type I date, however I have a huge crush on him... I feel like it's my first crush.
We have new scheduling system at work, everyone seems to be fighting over morning shifts, and my group works it out in a 5 min chat. ORW.
HIF, tired of dating, I just want a guy to cuddle me all of the time... :(
Mrw I was prepared to have an awesome day, including pancakes... Yeah, PANCAKES AT WORK. Then I go on fb to see a message from my horrible ex.
And parents think that they are the only ones that have a rough life...
Mrw I've been complimented on how curly, and long my hair is all week, and then roommate says I smell pretty..
My washer and dryer doors open inwards, so I can't easily transfer my laundry from the washer to dryer
Mrw I have an amazing weekend full of sex and fallout 4!
Literally my day.... Still technically in training at work, so I don't get as much work as other employees...
It's Monday, hopefully hearing from job today! Constant refreshing of email!
This HAS to be one of your texts
When a guy expects that I'm a better person that I am... He's slowly learning that he was wrong, even though I've told him that I'm not the person he wishes I was...
Best thing I have seen on my Facebook feed in a while...
Coworker chews with her mouth open. Seriously... Close it! My internal reaction.
Because this made me smile... Hope you trolls have a great hump day.
it's like. There's an entire world out there... That I don't know anything about....