Did you hear that? My son is having dreams about being spanked by your wife!1yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
About 2mos ago, The Cursed Scarf pulled the ankh out of the Alchemy Gothic captive ring I've been wearing for most of the last 21yrs. I assumed, after a thorough search of my apartment, that it went missing on the bus, but then I found out in an orchid pot, about a week ago. Hopefully a good omen?4yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/goth
Bill! She's twenty years older than you! She's literally an old maid!1yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Looks part for the course for a nine-month-old kitten, but that's *almond milk*6yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Apparently not wanting unsolicited D pics is only something asexual girls can relate to, now?5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/notliketheothergirls
I'm pretty sure that Cooper and Beverly's kid on the lower left is implied to be Mickey4yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
Not yet blocked, but I completed the first lace square of that vintage bedspread motif that was vexing me in the final round/row!4yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/crochet
If that's what he needs to tell himself to sleep at night...5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
You can't mate a purebred bloodhound with just any ol' dog — that'll be throwing away seven generations of the finest Georgia inbreeding!5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I'm sure at least some of you here will understand why I find this local business funny...5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
They're only into their waifu and not living breathing people and that is UwU valid5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
He named his swollen toe 'Madame,' vs she talks. With a French accent.5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Does anyone else find Hermeowonie hard to take pics of? They're so elusive...6yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/nekoatsume
All those horrible teenage girls going on in gory detail about how their teenage girl friend should sex a teenage boy.... Worst part of every teenage experience.5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/thatHappened
Mixed messages have reached another level in the twenty years since I left high school, I guess?5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/thatHappened
Does it count if he's holding onto my shoulder while he grooms himself? 😊5yr ⋅ ruadhan1334 ⋅ r/CatTaps
