“Okay fine but they’re YOUR pets, I’m not doing anything”4yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/dadswhodidnotwantpets
Ladies, what object are we being compared to today? A carton of eggs!4yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/badwomensanatomy
Not *specifically* stating the customer is a girl but i thought this fit here anyway4yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/notliketheothergirls
Sorry if this is a repost but this is always what i think of5yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/notliketheothergirls
During a group tour in London, this boy wanted a pic with us because we “are so tall,” here he is mirin :)3yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/mirin
Ordered a “cheese or veggie enchilada” so i specified “just cheese” and that’s exactly what i got. Just. Cheese.3yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
At a sleepover with my blitz phone during my Ashlee Simpson phase circa 20083yr ⋅ rschultz1794 ⋅ r/blunderyears
