In 2007, I tried to hip-hop hat, plaid pants, and museum my way out of the friend zone. It didn't work.

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My wife hates my favorite summer polo and now I'm uninvited to brunch :(

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My wife doesn't want me snacking late at night, but here are these two goons CAUGHT RED HANDED eating MY noodles behind my back. Took this picture as evidence right before I called the police. I hope they have chopsticks in JAIL.

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This may not mean much to most of you. But we are humble folks on a single income, and we had a really old fridge that was bad for our health. We ate out less every month, and committed to saving more. In 9 months, we bought our very first family fridge! I feel like a KING :D

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I lost 26 pounds from the left picture.

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Airbnb owner expects us to tip his cleaning service he hired on top of the $250 cleaning fee

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Today, I did a very bad thing to do a very good thing :)

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It didn't work

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My toddler son rocking the SHIT out of his Pink Puppy Purse phase.

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I mean, it's true

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Mystery Chopstick Clouds in Centreville, VA tonight

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A great reminder!

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My son's father in 1998 rocking Kmart shoes and hand me downs from church

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Mom's sleeping in and my boy wanted breakfast. I said ok let's go

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Dumpling Soup

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The Scariest Costco Costume.

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My Sporty Spice costume just came in. Nailed it.

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FINALLY caught these delinquent street youths tagging up my personal property with their explicit graffiti. You can tell the little one doesn't give a DAMN from how he's throwing up his gang signs while I documented the crime in progress. I blame the parents.

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My 60 year old mother lost her home Healthcare business due to COVID. She spent the last 10 months focusing on improving herself. Today, she passed her taekwondo Black Belt exam. You fucking go, lady!!!

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I woke up today at 5am the richest man in the world.

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My Korean-American son was scared to go on his first day at school in Korea. Today was Tomato Day. Looks like he's getting along just vine.

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First time fishing was a massive success, even though we didn't catch anything :)

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Film Cases

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Dad Duty amid pandemic.

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Part of my journey to self-love and health transformation was learning how to accept my dad-bod, while setting realistic, incremental fitness goals for myself. Here is my family and I celebrating losing 10 pounds in two months. My boy wanted to join me but got shy last second :b

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From a meat-loving Korean that knows good Korean BBQ, STAY AWAY FROM RED MOON KALBI. PLEASE.

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I need to talk to the fucking PSYCHOPATH who was in charge of coloring the liquorice flavor jelly bean. Who hurt you???????!

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*awkwardly laughs in nova*

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His first bite of pizza!

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Whoever you are, thank you for bringing my toddler's morning tantrum to a complete halt this morning on the way to school. Appreciate you!

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My Korean wife only heard of American Halloween from movies. This is our first Halloween as homeowners and parents, but due to COVID, our HOA canceled trick or treating. So my wife decided to make goodie bags for our neighborhood kids and deliver trick or treating to them! I love this girl :)

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THIS AIN'T IT, KEV. The picture makes it look SO much better than in reality. It tastes like VERY tough, over-peppered beef jerky. The Korean BBQ sauce tastes like it was made by someone who's never had korean food before (bulgogi or kalbi) and only had access to a maximum security prison kitchen.

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I freeze half as soon as I get home or else I'm eating 12 croissants for dinner

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A different kind of toilet paper problem

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The Tomato Sandwich is the most underrated sandwich, and not enough people talk about it.

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Trying out a new Korean recipe...

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Decided to stay off the scale for a little while and just focus on how healthy I feel. SW: 273lbs. Let's stay focused y'all!!!

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I told my baby boy today that we had to cancel his first birthday party because, well you know. He took it well :)

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My 60 year old mother lost her home Healthcare business due to COVID. She spent the last 10 months focusing on improving herself. Today, she passed her Black Belt exam. You fucking go, lady!!!

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SCARIEST Halloween Decoration in NOVA cost me $17.50 at Cox Farms.

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Crazy Taxi

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Who remembers?

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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DAMNIT HOLLYWOOD

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Pictures with Santa @ Fair Oaks Mall, 2020 Edition

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How dangerous is it to have your AC unit buried in trees and weeds? My neighbor won't do anything about it. Should I be concerned?

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Happy Father's Day to all you other Dads of the flock. Let's raise 'em right!

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What are the gelatinous blobs inside the pumpkin pies?

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Obligatory Thanks for the warning post.

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My wife got her driver's license yesterday. I apologize to you all, in advance. tbh I don't even really like her that much. be careful out there (especially at Centreville Lifetime)

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HAHAHAHA I'M DYING! Hail The Washington Football Team

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Had to tell my baby boy that we have to cancel his first birthday party because, well... you know. He took it pretty well :)

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What is this bumper sticker I keep seeing around nova??? I can never get close enough to see what it is but it reminds me of the bottom of a sawfish... or the Juggernaut from X-men, lol. I see this bumper sticker around nova at least once a week.

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New Year, New Me.

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Nothing beats eating BBQ Meatballs naked in your kitchen, microwaving one meatball at a time, as not to create a wave of deliciousness in the late night air, hoping your wife doesn't wake up and come downstairs to ask you for a divorce

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You guys know that big pond by the Centreville Lifetime? Yeah, it now has MONSTER FISH.

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Our dad passed away recently so our family is canceling Thanksgiving this year. A kind stranger from this sub reached out, handmade and delivered these festive and delicious baked goods to brighten up our spirits! u/Snuffleupagus_Panda, your generous and selfless kindness is greatly appreciated ❤

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Toddler's down. Wife's asleep. Made a bomb sandwich, got an ice cold beer, and I'm about to watch one of my favorite movies uninterrupted. Doesn't get much better than this, DUDE!

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Which one of you guys is this?

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10 years ago today... Jacoby was 100% headed for that TD. FTS.

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Self-fades are harder than I thought..

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My ghetto roommate

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My wife pointed out last night that this guy on Queen's Gambit on Netflix looks like a white Lamar, and can't unsee it now 😂

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So, he wanted to dress himself and I said OK.

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I was today years old when I learned that Brussel Sprouts grow in stalks. I always assumed the grew holistically round from the ground like little cabbages.

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Didn't know I had to solve a MENSA quiz to shop here. I'm still stuck. Somebody send help. I just want some lunch

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Hi guys! I'm a newly blind citizen in Centreville looking for a good dgthjkofs! Hopeffyy gdww as I'm fghu by open to fdsw2^xRw

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Centreville was super busy today

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Another beautiful morning

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HOMEBUYERS: We bought our first home in nova during the pandemic, and we WEREN'T the highest offer and we DIDN'T waive important things. Here is the buyer letter I wrote that beat out 11 other offers that were higher. My advice: make it real, (sorta-cheezy) and personable! We def got lucky though...

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I wanted to wait until 1 month before posting progress pictures, but I couldn't help it!!! I was literally in tears this morning. My goal is 215 by the end of the year (My varsity weight class 15 years ago!) OMAD, M-Th, 16:8 F-S.

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Can't wait for the next excuse after we beat the Bills.

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This poster I made 7 years ago

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Little known but very true fact: Centreville McDonald's off 28 contributes to over 40% of McDonald's global annual sales and revenue. JESUS IT'S 11PM ON A THURSDAY Y'ALL LOL

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Exactly a year ago, my baby boy watched his first Ravens preseason game, and witnessed his first Quarterback absolutely WALTZ into the endzone (albeit called back cuz of a hold). What a proud moment as a Ravens dad :)

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late night BLT

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Breakfast of Semi-Finalists

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He mad.

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100% recommend for homemade garlic wings

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Did anyone lose a turkey sandwich near the 66 underpass on Centreville Lee Hwy?

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Someday, I hope to have a dad like Coach Harbaugh.

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Saw this somewhere this summer and thought it was truly prophetic.

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Luck Stone Rock Quarry gives me the creeps everytime I drive down 29 into Manassas.

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Centreville Lee Hwy FUCKED right now..... good luck, may God be with you.

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As a 90's kid in nova, it was my life's dream to become a Rec-Pac C.I.T (Counselor In Training). I thought they were the fucking coolest people on earth.

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Looking into the VCR and seeing that slanted big circle thingy

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No, it's about Fairfax in Los Angeles County, CA.

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What mountains are these?

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PLEASE HELP: I'm no barber. First time cutting my own hair. Did this in the backyard with no mirror. I attempted a fade. How can I blend a 1 and 0 without doing more damage? Is this salvageable?

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My neighbor doesn't maintain his backyard, and now his AC unit is completely buried in trees, weeds, and grass. He doesn't care. Could this be an electrical fire hazard?

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Centreville Lifetime getting rid of basketball courts and Rockwall for Pickleball courts.

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I DON'T CARE YOLO

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I swear this looks just like Sudley Rd, Manassas.

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3 Month Update: OMAD M-Th, 16:8 F-Sun, 8oz Metamucil to break fast, everyday (seriously, a miracle PLZ try it!). Gym twice a week: 20 min cardio (elliptical), 30 min lifting, 10 min stretching. Eating mostly homemade korean food, then fruit or low cal Italian ice for dessert. Water, water, water.

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Welp. I did my part.

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Shitpost I know but Rodman kind of looks like Sizzle

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I recently had a pretty popular post about my secret pizza adventures while my wife is asleep. It's from Bella Pizza in centreville, just fyi.

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LOL woke up my napping baby you stupid as hell u/jusper10 😂😂😂😂

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My cheap ass roommate and thief

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Little Golden Books

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Centreville Lifetime Evacuated, classes canceled, don't come

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90's bicycle handlebar grips

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1-month check-in (a little overdue). My weight loss has slowed down a bit, but my fat-loss hasn't. OMAD, S-Th, 16:8 F-Sat. Heavy lifting and cardio 3x/wk. Also, metamucil to break fast after work. Curbs my hunger and keeps me regular!! Down a pant size (38 to 36), sleeping well, feeling great!

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During lunch, I go up/down stairs to my 10th floor office, 4 times everyday day. On the 5th floor stairwell is a straw wrapper someone dropped, nobody cleans. Everytime I pass it, I'm reminded that I'm almost to my goal. That instead of fast food, I strive for long term fitness. Let's go yall!

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Lunatic

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If my house was burning down and I could only save two things between my wife, baby, and TJ's Pink & Whites, I would have a very hard time explaining to the cops and news crew how I escaped holding two boxes of cookies.

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FASTEST RAVEN on and off the field LOOOOOL I'M DEAD

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Danananananana

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It's on.

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Look at this rare and beautiful lizard that has evolved to be able to take shape and make itself look like littered trash thrown out by a lazy piece of shit!

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To combat human trafficking

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Had to tell my baby boy yesterday that we have to cancel his first birthday party because... well, you know. He took it pretty well :)

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I uprooted this badboy from my left heel. After nearly 5 years, I finally killed it by burning the infected flesh underneath with a lit cigarette, twice. All the freeze sprays and soaks didn't work. This did!!!

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16 degrees out, I can't feel my hands, but seller just accepted our offer on our first home!!!! Hope the inspection and appraisal go as smooth as this AF Queen B!!!!

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Every shopping strip in nova with a Starbucks. What's with this sense of entitlement? Don't even get me started on NOVA Costco patrons shoving their carts in any random bush 50 yards away from the rack. Smh.

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Mosaic District Target building evacuation. Don't come, springs l something's going down

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Not sure if they're doing it everywhere but Centreville Giant in centrewood plaza are giving away free tp and sanitizers with every sale (no minimum).

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Anyone know where I can acquire these custom made cookies from the Manassas 150th anniversary festival? SO GOOD.

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One of my neighbors in Centreville don't give a DAMN.

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[Homemade] 40 hour Korean beef bone broth soup

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I mostly love everything from TJs. But I wouldn't recommend this cereal. Tastes like crunchy crayon bites.

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GUYS! TJ's mac & cheese with chicken and Crack Dust it'd an absolute MUST-TRY!!!!!!

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This actually made me really sad. A Baby Bird at the mall accidentally hung itself to death trying to leave its nest :(

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Nah, I'll just ask reddit instead

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