There are 47 extraplanar organizations of uber-powerful good guys, and every time you complain we add 12 more. So why bother with adventuring?1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
You cannot rocks-fall-everyone-dies them, either, has to be whole way through.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
Go ahead, try running through a skeleton, or expecting a gnoll to understand that those shiny bits the meat is holding will actually hurt.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
Nuclear proliferation, anti-military sentiment, lack of will to power, call it what you want, any way, it's so over.4mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Oh, and could I pay you for some art of this female assassin character I've been working on? In plain, actually rather loose and nondescript clothing, if you please.10mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
Go glorify someone who'd actually want to be praised, like a Vostroyan or something.3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Also, you must title your works things like 53546452456 or Test #50702- салат из капусты- experiment footage.5mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
The God-Emperor dwells on Terra, guarded by ten thousand golden sentinels! Sure he does, Cawdor, sure he does. Ever thought about laying off the Fury pills?3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Since I don't think that Iroh would ask anyone to do something they weren't really capable of, I now fully believe that Zuko has the ability, if not the inclination, to play the sungi horn.4yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/TheLastAirbender
And worse than spring will roll if he doesn't get the culprit strung up!1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
How dare they use guerrilla warfare or combined arms tactics? Don't they know you're supposed to scream incoherently while waving a chainsaw over your head?3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Oh, okay. That's fine. Carry on. -Neoth, Emperor of Mankind, at the Clarification of Nikaea.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Bro, trust me, the Great Devourer is a serious threat, they're totally not just punching bags, bro, I promise, they can be taken seriously. -James Workshop2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
The king's daughter has a hobby of boldly rescuing herself from herself to win her own hand (claw?) in marriage.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
Pharos, Astronomican- will people stop shining huge psychic beacons for the murder bugs to follow?3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Upon seeing that Twitter tankie (Twikkie? Twankie?) copium earlier:1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
My pick is either World Eater bare-handed kill on an armored Custodes, or Six Custodes > Tyranid planetary invasion swarm, led by Swarmlord, with one survivor.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
You see, it's so stealthy, it's a natural pick for a light scouting 'mech.3mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
The punchline is the front line that they're punching through.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Estimates all the way, the current magic item pricing system is jank.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
Also, our psionics have to be wearing skintight jumpsuits for their powers to work. It's the law.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
I was going to add cowboys, but they would have cluttered the narrative. I wanted to keep it simple.10mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
Current projections say that the Lamenters would be wiped out to a man, but the Ultramarines would emerge triumphant- but it's best to keep them far, far apart, for now...3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Still definitely going to act like a total boot when he gets home, though.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Do you think Non-Credible Sun Tzu posted small rude Pekingeses making fun of the enemy?1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Administratum gang, rise up- haha, just kidding, sit down and get back to work.3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Your 'writing inspiration playlist' is a fixed loop of Sabaton, Powerwolf and Amon Arnath.11mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
Goblins just use all the wonky superweapons and prototype vehicles ever invented, and somehow make them work.10mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
At least one of the HARBINGERS will wear a respirator, use a flamethrower, and probably talk about 'purifying' or 'cleansing' things. It's the law.11mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
Could I get brush-on primer? Probably. But a little patience is worth the even coat you can get out of a rattle-can, in my opinion.3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
Starving a gnoll -Nentir slang meaning 'letting a problem get worse by leaving it alone'.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
You'd think they would evolve that particular urge out of their systems, but no.9mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
We do not talk about Operation Akhnai's Oven, for a really good reason.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
In my propagandacore world, independent populations actually can't wait to merge with an alien government that will extract all the resources and manpower from them, they think it's really cool1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
You're a worldbuilder, make up your own silly sci-fi army terms, like 'fire star' and 'Raze Task Force' and 'deathnought'. It's not punishable by fine or anything.10mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
And maybe you should get a cool title. Like Universal Ruler or something.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
We were totally there, during the Heresy. If only these ignorant humans hadn't rebuffed our warnings about Chaos!3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
FACT: there is no sure defense against the Watcher Swarm. Nothing is Watcher-proof, only Watcher-resistant.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
I can't believe some of these newbies, just look at this. Total nonsense.10mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
Multiversal Menace to Saturday Morning Cartoon speedrun any%2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Hold on, let me just pull up Clinking Hoard - 10 Hrs. | Coins | Luxury | Shuffling Feet, Whispers | Riches | Dragon.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
But I wouldn't want anyone to face them in real life. Fluff is another thing.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
And more than a dash of commentary on contemporary Italian politics.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I've seen this trope and it always reminds me of how a phobia of chainsaws is called common sense.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
They have shown no restraint and therefore neither shall we.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Oh, what's that, soldiers carry a metric ouch-my-spine of gear as is? Too bad.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
They kept trying to reach her by sending stone, but she never answers...2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/dndmemes
As you are a World Builder, fortunately, you can just gloss over where they got all that land to ranch cattle on from. It probably wasn't too important.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
I mean, you guys might as well just line up single-file for decapitation. Save us a lot of...paperwork.3yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
You could tell me about grain as long as you like and I'd never come up with croissants.8mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
You haven't just bought the Lions Led By Donkeys trope, you've purchased a monthly subscription and upgraded to premium membership.10mo ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
Do your elves, dwarves or Aarukath'anak live for centuries more than humans, likely re-shaping inheritance, governance and parenthood drastically? Who cares! That doesn't have any impact on Culture.1yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/worldjerking
To be fair, the bar is REALLY low in M42. Like at least I'm not eating processed corpses low.2yr ⋅ Ross_Hollander ⋅ r/Grimdank
