I fell 8,000 feet onto a pile of jagged rocks. 'Course folks were tougher in those days - I was jitterbuggin' that very night!5yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
The only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools...6yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
I got a little emotional writing this, but here it is, my Face of Atheism7yr · rookierookie · r/magicskyfairy
Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is EXTREMELY hot.4yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
Wait a minute, this isn't the Monster-o-meter, it's the Frog Exaggerator!5yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
Oh-ho and look at little, uh... 'Lisa'. Why, she's growing like a weed.6yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
Copies of... Teen Dream, Teen Scream and... Teen... Steam magazine!?6yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
Honey Roasted Peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings... Mmmm....3yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
Some fundies had been oppressing the local community. But I took action ;)6yr · rookierookie · r/magicskyfairy
The Prison Nutcracker Suite is one week away and I don't see five Sugarplums.5yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
Was re-reading a few passages of The gOD Delusion and had to share this inspiring quote6yr · rookierookie · r/magicskyfairy
Sorry, sir, we're not letting vagrants sleep in the gym tonight. But we will be putting some scraps by the back door.5yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
There has been a shocking decline in the quality AND quantity of your toadying, Waylon!5yr · rookierookie · r/TheSimpsons
