The conversation my son and I will have on Christmas Eve.
The conversation my son and I will have on Christmas Eve
Thanks, I hate this Super Mario level
The most stressful part of every vacation
The TRUE winner of the Game of Thrones right here.
Sometimes, they nail these predictions.
The #1 Problem for Black People
Woman in open relationship discussing how she has had 42 sexual partners in one year.
I am not sure Bill O’Reilly knows what the word “advantage“ means.
USA! USA! USA!
The conversation I will be having with my son on Christmas Eve
Ladies, why must you be such leg-flashing, ring-hiding flirts every August?
Haven’t we seen this scandal before?
The rebranding of Tomi Lahren
A photo of the goals Emmitt Smith set for himself before the 1993-94 season.
Regarding a racist cartoon from the 1940s, user claims, I don't see why this is inherently offensive... I'm black. And many of my friends agree with me. Bullshit declared most animatedly.
During their 50+ years as rivals, the Dallas Cowboys own the head-to-head advantage over the Washington Redskins during every single decade of their existence, even during the 1980s when the Redskins won multiple Super Bowls while the Cowboys were (mostly) hot garbage
Also, correct spelling
Wait, what the hell is Donald Trump implying about the Las Vegas shootings?
I'm So Happy That The Mr. Peanutbutter Banners Are Back Okay Now I just Have To Hit Submit I Sure Hope No One Else Has Already Posted This
With the help of this sub, I've created my fantasy football team name and logo for the coming season
High schooler waits three years to use insult, enjoys the warm sound of Oooohs on his back for full 60 seconds.
This is how I will think of appetizers from now on.
Black People's #1 Problem [Atlanta]
Heroic redditor stabs teacher with mechanical pencil because what else was he going to do? Stand around with a dumb look on his face (like the rest of you?)
My dog hides from me when she knows it's bath day. See if you can find her in this photo (hint: look near the curtains)
She's almost 15 years old, but still loves Christmas.
1996 called [Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]
The Super Mario level of my nightmares.
Amazing Redditor earned over $100,000 at age 13 with business he started at home, because he's not a lazy shit like the vast majority of women (who are being given scholarships like crazy despite the fact that they are all retarded)
Joseph Goebbels in 1933, learning that the photographer was Jewish right before the photo was snapped. [739x523]
Pausing this show while watching yields GREAT background jokes, like this one from S5E5
I too am a member of the 44 club
John Candy downvote GIF
You can't say retarded [Rick and Morty]
What if our son wants to dance? [Scrubs]
Kenneth Parcells on the democratic process [30 Rock]
Renly still gets credit for one of he best GoT burns ever.
Rose Colored Glasses [Bojack Horseman]
[S5 Spoiler] Keep Looking, Lancel.
Words and Lyrics [Flight of the Conchords]
Born amidst salt and smoke.
Bros practicing gymnastics
Learning Names [Community]
Porn vs. Reality
Born Amidst Salt and Smoke [Game of Thrones]
Official Photograph of 2018 Trump-Putin Summit
The Front Page of The Onion in 1969
Two Knives [The Simpsons]
Cat Law [It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia]
Game of Thrones Season 5 in a Nutshell
Trip of Horror [30 Rock]
I did what they should have done and blurred the photo. (Also covered the name, just to be safe.)
Queen Bee [My Name Is Earl]
Assistants are like Belushi brothers [Bojack Horseman]
Dr. Cox's opinion on people [Scrubs]
One word: COFFEE [30 Rock]
Driftwood [Rick and Morty]
Poking Fun [South Park]
Survival of the fittest [Cheers]
From season 3, episode 8 The Judge - love the name of the bail bonds company in the background.
Terrible parker receives sweet sweet karma via a herd of busses
Tom Brady's courtroom sketch looks just like him!
Start Drinking [Better Off Ted]
How to respond when your boss asks if his chinstrap beard pairs well with his topknot
Evil thoughts [Game of Thrones]
Cordovia time does not match the pattern of any other time zone
I was too dumb to know what the Pro Bowl meant
There are three things that always tell the truth
This NBC2 news graph
Garage sale customer is very smart. And sweaty.
Season 2, episode 1: Assistants are like Belushi brothers
After the 2001 NFL draft, Boston Globe columnist Ron Borges trashed the New England Patriots for passing up impact players like David Terrell, Koren Robinson, and Robert Ferguson in favor of 2nd-rate bums like Richard Seymour and Matt Light.
Shireen has a question
The dating world is like your haircut [30 Rock]
This is a painting of Emmitt Smith that my father-in-law made for me on my birthday a couple of years ago. He did an AMAZING job on it.
Photo of the cast of the TV show The Good Place. WAIT, is that actress Jameela Jamil's left boob?
Spiderman: Master Detective
In Finding Nemo, I'm totally on Marlin's side
Obviously, the next logical step is: The Ford Escape.
The Kings of Westeros
From S1E7: The BoJackiverse's version of L.A.'s iconic Angelyne billboard: Angelfish
7 of the top 8 receivers during the divisional playoffs were on winning teams. 4 of the top 5 rushers were on losing teams.
Seen driving through Los Angeles.
Redditor claims to be a former beach thief, for some reason. Gets sands of Bullshit! kicked back in his face.
Steven Wright on self-help books
Willfully ignorant feminist is unable to debate man without resorting to 1st grade tactics
Assistants are like Belushi brothers.
A girl, a waterslide, a selfie stick, and a surprise.
Redditor feels insulted when potty-mouthed people mistakingly see themselves on his intellectual level which, duh, obviously they are not.
He does have a point, Varys.
Do I look like a possum in this shirt?
Fun on a waterslide
PsBattle: Gator Jump
Cowboys plans for rounds 2-7 of the draft
PsBattle: Creepy looking model poses at Paris Fashion Week
Self proclaimed Bully with words intimidates starting linebacker/low level male with nude photos of his girlfriend (X-post from /r/IAmVerySmart)
BACON! BACON! BACON!
Just created the Rick and Morty themed logo for my fantasy football team. Meeseeks and Destroy
Neal McBeal called dibs!
World's toughest man breaks ribs, shatters hands, dislocates shoulders. Gets named Most likely to go postal by classmates because that's totally a thing they vote for in high school (Xpost from Forwards From Grandma)
Found this very intelligent musician in a forum of music fans trying to identify a song from a certain commercial in 2005. The Maestro waxes philosophical about rap, pop, American Idol, and art in general. Very Delicious!!!
HEY FELLOW NON DUMMIES I SPENT THE PAST 18 WEEKS CAREFULLY PAINTING A MAJESTIC PORTRAIT OF MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYER HOPING TO SELL IT TO THE NEW YORK METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART'S NFL WING BECAUSE THAT'S A THING THAT EXISTS RIGHT ANYWAY LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THNK ONLY A GAME COMMENTS PLS
During a four year span (1993-1996 seasons), the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers played each other 7 times. The Cowboys were the home time for all seven contests, and they won every game.
College sophomore is so studly, he causes hot girls to split into two, mitosis style.
I didn't realize this until my late 20s. I just thought he was squinting.