They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.4yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
The bones of chameleons can glow through their skin for animals with UV-sensitive eyes4yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/Awwducational
Borathanes: Cognita culturae a Romanis fac de bonus glorius regnum Armeniae3yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/totalwar
I originally just wanted to make a joke about blowing instruments but the bertstrip you want to make is not always the one you end up with3yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
Little known fact is that r/bertstrips is actually a sub-division of the SCP Foundation5yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
They could never arrest him because the deaths technically never were his fault2yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
Mfers on this sub will see this image and somehow still claim that generals in Pharaoh will be single-entity units11mo ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/totalwar
Can‘t have your heart hardened if you don‘t have a heart in the first place2yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
Pontus is not a kingdom, it is an idea, a spirit, that never changes across infinite realities3yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/totalwar
They laughed, using their AR-15s to turn their life-rafts into swiss cheese, watching them drown at sea with joy.4yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Southern Chaos wastes are in, boys! Noot for the Noot God! Fish for the Fish Throne!2yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/totalwar
Phylliroe, despite looking and swimming like a fish, is in fact a derived sea-slug that convergently evolved dorsal and pectoral fins and a tail-fluke6yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/Awwducational
If ever there was a definitive end to the bertstrip universe, this would be the canonically last one1yr ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/bertstrips
Theory: whoever wrote this joke was from the future and whatever it is referencing has yet to happen5mo ⋅ Romboteryx ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
