I wrote this song a long time ago! A real long time ago!4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
It's not like we missed out on anything. All of them almost died.4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
They say sociopathy can’t be diagnosed in children but I disagree.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Good for you Jay. You don't ever have to be one of the good ones.6yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Not even to diss Turk but dude was a surgeon. House could diagnose Amazonian Jungle Flu from body odour lol.4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
I honestly thought he was going to guess a ninja or something.3yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Right next to the hair products I've never once bought.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Now let's rob the bank, give the money to the poor, then rob the poor & shoot the money!4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I’ve been called “baby penis” 20 times today and it’s not even noon smh.4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
🎶 Everyday when you're walking down the street, Everybody that you meet... has a job unlike you🎶5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
But you can't even list 10 more things though. I rest my case.6yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, the lean all in my bladder is keeping me high.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
I always thought it was “baby mama” when the parents aren’t together anymore. 🤷🏾♂️4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
As I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil... except myself.6yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Darius has decided to head to the Johnson's house this free agency.4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
I suffer headaches for my ancestors because I refuse to open those oppressive aspirin bottles.7yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Another subtle clue that the person with whom you're interacting has nothing to lose.4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
It's the small Ws that make life worth living sometimes.3yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Here, put this piece of metal around your finger and recite some words infront of these witnesses... for tax purposes.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
If you can’t handle me at my whooptity, you don’t deserve me at my scoop poop.6yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Music blasting, alligator bitches twerking, the works.4yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Going to college and realizing you're not that smart.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
And to be fair to Goku, being dead is a pretty good excuse for child abandonment.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Bonus points if you remember the kiss but not Christina being a part of it.😂6yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
At the end of the day we'd take it down to 8' for dunk contests.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Yeah but you can leave anytime you want. They might even let you keep the paddle.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Lumberjack flannel, jean shorts over skinny jeans with an orange beanie. Jesus Christ.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
How do you manage to get locked up every 3 months without trying?5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Massa had like 10 niggas on me and I dropped err one of em. Then I pulled out the DRACO!6yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
I was just happy to see some 🍑 but the message is wholesome.5yr ⋅ Rolloverbeethoven93 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
