There’s a plan in everything kid, and I love it when a plan comes together..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
The Drax powerplant in Yorkshire is clearly the best backdrop for afternoon tea..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
Day 120: Dave still hasn't grasped appropriate social interactions6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Day 150: Dave had more or less successfully disguised himself as a tree..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Mate, I’m not the one with a bill that looks like yer mum shagged a satsuma.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Margaret had consumed so much coffee that she hadn’t blinked for three days.5yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Psssst..if you meet me behind the bike sheds in ten minutes, I'll bring you a fix..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Okay, which one of you assholes used the last of my hairspray? I can't go out like this!7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Christ Jeremy, if you think I’m eating that now you dropped it, you can bugger off.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Come any closer, and I will eat your skin, and wear your head as a HAT.7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
DAY 205: It had finally escalated to HANDBAGS AT DAWN between Dave and Norman.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
I'm done with men now Mabel. Dave has been absolutely BEASTLY and run off with one of those dreadful flamingoes!6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Brian, can you absolutely just not? I don’t have time for your shit today.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Day 126: Mabel is getting increasingly pissed off with Dave's attempts at inter-species dating..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False! We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Does it look like I give one single fuck about your weekly super-vegan-smoothie-schedule Beryl?6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Mabel was getting really fed up of opening her curtains to find Dave staring at her through the window every morning..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Gerald it was only a one time thing, stop pestering me. If Mildred finds out I’m well fucked.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Dave's strangled attempts at Nessun Dorma impressed exactly no-one..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Dave ruined his X-Factor audition by hurling obscenities at the judges..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lords and Saviours The Skeksi?7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Dave looked ever so pleased with himself after getting into trouble for flashing the lemurs again..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Harold: who does that tosser think he is? Reg: Dunno mate, but Mabel chucked him out and now he’s walking around like he owns the place..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Reginald: Settle down Dave, I’m sorry I spilled rat spleen on your sofa. DAVE: YOU ABSOLUTE FISH KNOBBER REGINALD, DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT JACQUARD WAS?6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
Maureen realised Dave had spiked her fish with acid for the second time this week..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
For god's sake Dave, keep still! I can't pick the nits off if you're wrigglier than a piglet in Vaseline!6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
My friend left today after a weekend visit - this glorious beast is what she left me.. 🤤6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
Now Dave, if you don't stop being disruptive, you'll have to go in with the lemurs again, and nobody wants that.7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Piss off Dave, I’m running away with Mabel, we’re IN LOVE. I HATE you.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Nestle Whip - AN OUTRAGE. When it was revealed that walnuts were no longer going to be included, I was very upset because I bloody love walnut whips. I decided to buy a ‘whip’ today, & it is an ABSOLUTE barrel of crusty wanksocks. It wasn’t enough that they took away the walnut, but they are TINY.6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
Shoebill: Listen mate, I could TOTALLY take you down if I wanted to..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
I got carried away with my crafting. Unsure if this language is classed as sexually explicit, but I felt I'd give it a shot. I get creative with my item labels.7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/skyrim
Look, I'm just trying to score some fish. Is that too much to ask?7yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/ShoebillStorks
Found this free range rock whilst out with me dog. I assume it was part of some easter related nonsense, unless we are leaving painted rocks all over the place now?6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
“We've got some news about your ticket from the draw on Tuesday 3 Jul 2018” - or how the national lottery gets you excited for fuck all because they make you log in before you discover how much you won..6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
That’s it folks, summer’s over. I turned the weather off to preserve what little sunshine quota we have left...6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/CasualUK
Annoying modal won't quit popping up on every screen even after switching to the redesign6yr ⋅ roguewords ⋅ r/redesign
