did you see TaySwift dropped a second surprise album? TAYSWIFT RELEASED A FIRST NEW ALBUM?3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/tumblr
it's a dark smutty retelling of Peter Pan where Peter has tats and drinks too 💀1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Online puritanism thinking all sex scenes in movies are evil, listen:1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Yeah he's a little shit but at least he's a little shit that cured me2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
If the spell gives me free top surgery better believe I'll learn Coptic1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
sand should be made to suffer as revenge for being scratchy and getting everywhere1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
So many misconceptions and false information about proper mythological creature care smh2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
they're obviously fake psychic, all of us real psychic took an oath to never use our power for evil1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Pendragon managed to jump on the top of the door again and again realised he couldn't get down so he cried until I came with a chair1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
I bet he's writing in his Pucca diary, scribbling drafts of tweets and pretending he's getting engagement from his stuffed toys3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/tumblr
thank you homophobes for curbing infighting by all calling us slurs 🥰1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
You just need to say they have oil they'll have the whole army over there in a jiffy2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Oy fellas if I wanna grab a bag of chips with me lads it's me business -robotcook3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/tumblr
TBF it was the case with the 🔫 emoji before everyone followed track and made it a water gun2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
getting a jingly packers to tell ladies and gents I'm coming like a cat's collar but opposite1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
My boy Nikola didn't fall in love with a dove to be disrespected like that2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
*squinting at the screen* That monster's scary... Wait no that's a smudge on my screen3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
They're right I can't watch my doctor who dvd on my computer anymore and that's the point where my life went downhill2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
I'm setting up a service to rent me as your ugly friend so you can prove you're not toxic2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
🎶Coup in the capitol, Covid evolving, impeachment... We didn't start the fire 🎶3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/tumblr
Being on Tumblr now is like being on a shabby Enterprise ship and cringing internally when you see history repeating itself3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Does anything actually exist? Are we not all living in a perceived reality where things exist only on a subjective level? Anyway watch Goncharov (1973)1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
And all the boys love her more because of her giant polybongodagongas 😔2yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Only whale that emitted on the 52Hz frequency now has a frequency friend!1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Top Minds thinks Stephen King is a pedophile because he doesn't like their God Emperor4yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Seriously kids you don't need to be introduced to social media that young.3yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
She came back fine, but people keep vanishing from the neighbourhood and now there's a pile of bones in our garage. Probably unrelated though1yr ⋅ robot_cook ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
