My parents, one hour after they met in 1981. They were engaged within the next 24 hours. Still together.6yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
42 feet up in the air with nowhere to run, I opened a light fixture and saw a wasp. I fogged the inside with wasp spray and closed it for a minute. When I opened it back up I realized I could have been killed.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/WTF
As a Marine, eating five year old MREs has very little appeal. But every now and then......9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
Before bidding on an item I listed, this eBayer contacted me for a shipping quote to Austria. He stressed repeatedly that Austria is in EUROPE. I stuck this on the box.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
My kids are so well behaved in public, a friend and fellow parent suggested that I must be beating them at home. Her kids were out of control.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife's turtle, Speedbump, went missing in the yard 20 years ago. My MIL found him this year and broke the news to my wife in a present.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/WTF
20 something years later, I've never seen anyone else make cargo shorts this short, look this badass.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
Disney's Grand Californian Hotel checking in. $1,100 a night.....also 1 ply.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
My wife and I were worried our daughter would have a hard time making friends in kindergarten because of the wheel chair. Turns out I have a different problem on my hands.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
I saw this mad lad at least a mile off shore in a SUNFISH in Monterey bay. I had to zoom 37x to get this shot!1yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/sailing
Last year I put an ad on Craigslist for my parents, offering their unused pasture for grazing, in exchange for a little of the meat raised on it. I love it when a plan comes together.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
Generational gap. My baby-boomer mom thinks her Keurig will burn down the house if she leaves it plugged in. My millennial wife thinks this is an acceptable way to store the toaster.8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
I took this to school every day from 1989 to 1996, (when it became uncool). Started taking it again from 2002 through college (when it became funny). Now I use it once or twice a month when I forget my modern lunch box at work. Aladdin brand, model unknown.8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
Reddit liked my mom's cat old enough to buy smokes. Here's her Dachshund old enough to drive.8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/aww
After ten years and many viewings, I just noticed the streets of Paris are paved with croissants in Team America, World Police.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
This guy was on my local news complaining about this. If he doesn't want the free car I'll take it.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Someone Yelp reviewed the liquor store near my house after it burned down.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
Just got called to a site to do electrical work. I refuse to believe nobody realized I would need access to the breakers.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/techsupportgore
Former dogs only person here. Found this nugget under my work truck two months ago. Rosie lobbied aggressively to become a Robinson.2yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/cats
Our shelter called on the public for emergency fosters so they could close. We got Dirk.4yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
A labor of love. I hand re-painted this local landmark that has been standing since the Kennedy administration.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
I need help transcribing a letter hone from WW2, particularly some town names in Normandy I can't make out. 1mo ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/france
Grass fed beef. Our cows follow the landscaper up and down the fences waiting for their clippings.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
42 feet up in a man-lift, I opened a light and noticed a wasp. I fogged it with Wasp spray and closed the lid. This was taken when I opened it up again a few minutes later.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
The McBreaker Panel. If ya got a tripped Bacon Ranch, the problem is in the kitchen or dining area. But a blown Ceasar means a problem with the exterior lights or signs.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/techsupportgore
A homeless couple was panhandling outside my work and I brought them coffee. This is how they left my planter.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My friend works for the garbage company. He gives everyone Maglites for Christmas.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
There is a reason I sort my searches by nearest first you lazy fuck.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My brother in law is not tactful, but he does represent a large voting demographic for 2016.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just picked up this '87 Integra for $200. Seller has about $1500 worth of parts on it and in boxes in the trunk but decided to bail. I figure I'll have it running and driving for less than $500 all in.3yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/CarSteals
The quantum realm vehicle in Ant Man and the Wasp uses small plane instruments. 2 and 6 in this picture.4yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Thatsabooklight
California now taxes me 10 cents if I want a paper bag, but they let the stores get away with this on a one item receipt.7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My biggest dick move and greatest act of humanity all rolled into one.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My grandfather has some memory issues. Rather than try to talk him into a costume for Trunk-or-Treat we just built one around him.7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
My buddy is doing some upholstery work on my car. He just sent me this pic and said he's charging me extra for this.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/WTF
I let my two female rabbits have free run of the yard. Six weeks later I've got these fur balls popping out of every bush in the yard.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/aww
To the European imagining how Americans go to bed; I give you my nightstand.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
Some windowlicker put CFL bulbs into fixtures with 100 watt metal halide ballasts.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Look who I spotted on the Flipper pilot. May be old news to some of you, but I was pretty surprised.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
If you're 3 years old, terrified of the vacuum, and you dump baby formula on the floor, you're gonna have a bad time.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
In preparation for my Normandy trip, I'm trying to retrace my great uncle's steps. I need help with his handwriting and these town names.1mo ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/ww2
Found this unopened, in a metal ice chest under a rock slide. All the others were crushed. Expired in 1990.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Carnival Radiance in Ensenada Mexico on 11/27. This did not feel like a late November cruise!1yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Cruise
I was working on some lighting when I saw an elderly woman park in this spot, then go into a store. There's plenty of open parking nearby.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/facepalm
/r/mustang liked my $2,500 driveway find. Seller helped me push her on a trailer yesterday. I was driving her by sundown.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
Sign repairs are rarely emergencies. The owner of this establishment sounded frantic when he said the first two letters on his sigh were not lighting. He made me lunch while I fixed it.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
[Help!] Tricare covered 700 bucks on a 43k emergency room visit. How fucked am I, and what can I do?9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Military
My wife who is still working off her baby weight asked me if her butt looks smaller in yoga pants. I can't believe I said this.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This Taco Bell menu from the 1960's includes pronunciations like buh-ree-toh and tah-co (taco not pictured).10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
With the axle shafts out, I might as well replace the wheel hubs, and with it THAT far apart, it'd be crazy not to do new ball joints, which are cheaper if you get the kit with upper control arms, requiring alignment, so I'd better do front....no all four shocks9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
My parents dropped their dog off at the vet for an ear infection and this is how they shaved him.1yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
When you've been arguing with your wife about all the reasons not to cancel yet but ship you are going on suddenly makes the news.....4yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Cruise
Copper thieves destroy $100, 000 worth of A/C units for a few hundred dollars worth of copper. Description in comments.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/WTF
An old lady with hair as white as the roof just drove this to a knitting supply store. I love California.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
Just walked into my friend's engine shop and saw this confidence inspiring little note scrolled on a block.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
My parent's golden spends most of his time up on the trunk. He can see out the window and their three dachshunds can't bother him.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/dogpictures
[OC] My solar panels have lost a ton of efficiency since they were installed.7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/techsupportgore
For the last week my mom's dog has been staring down at the grass while pacing and growling, occasionally pawing at the lawn. Now we know why.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/WTF
Found these two ads near each other on Craigslist. I'm no detective, but.....9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
Nothing less majestic than a Marine eating hot chow after the Combat Fitness Test.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Military
This shit makes me see red. The guy took tons of pictures of the interior but used a different car for his exterior shot.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
About two months of work and $350 all in, I'M GOING SAILING TODAY! (restoration album coming soon)8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/sailing
The first thing we did with Lady after leaving the shelter 16 years ago was to bring her to the beach. Today will probably be her last trip, and she seems to know it.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/aww
They say money can't buy happiness. It can however, buy a cheap miata and a labradoodle, which is pretty much the next best thing.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
Bought a house 3 miles away across county lines. Had to hunt down my second unicorn in 8 years.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/CCW
My reserve unit had a member affected by an earthquake a while back (California). Now we get these group texts when it so much as rains.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Military
Visiting a fureign country. They are DECADES behind us in almost every measurable way. Just look how thin their Oreos are! Hell, I think they even went BACKWARDS!7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/MURICA
I have to turn in my rifle SPOTLESS before I can go home from a field exercise. This is how the mobile armory has been storing it for a week.5yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My local PD posted a picture of a gun that a suspect tossed out of the car while being pursued by officers. Tells me everything I need to know about 80% Glocks.7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Firearms
Series 22, episode 5. WTF is a double mini roundabout, and how is it supposed to work?9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/TopGear
The guy must have been in his 80's and had to rock himself a few times before heaving himself out.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
Im at a pizza place, and I just watched a man silence his child's outburst with these calmly spoken words.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A poorly designed sign that gets flipped once a day from breakfast to lunch. Nobody thought to make it so you have to flip it back so the wires don't get wound up.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
I met this couple at a church function I got dragged to. I was speechless when I saw them again in the parking lot.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I've been squeezing a pea sized lump of pus from my chin every morning for a week. This just shot out with my hardest squeeze yet.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/popping
My parents have been watching the same VHS copy of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation every year. I wonder if they know.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I found the source of the Clarkson POWER! sticker! And he wasn't saying POWER!. He was having a crisis in a Gallardo Spyder.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/TopGear
Got a professional detail to sell my NB.....came out so good I decided to stay in the club.6yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Miata
I thought I didn't like the new Mustang. It is oddly un-photogenic in my opinion. Seeing one in person awakened the teenage boy inside me, causing feelings I haven't felt since 2005. I want one.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
First coat rolled and tipped! I plan on splashing her for the first time some time in May.7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/sailing
Poor Jeb(!). Rand Paul has been out a full two weeks longer than Bush, still gets twice as many votes in Nevada.8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Conservative
Down in the pits, my Marine lost his shot spotter. Conveniently, I was holding a stapler and he was holding a can of nuts.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Military
I waited 7 years for this...then my wife wouldn't let me stop to take a picture because she was having a stupid baby. If only we lived 4 miles closer to the hospital.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Images
You know you are in the ghetto when the display is just a framed picture of a computer.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
Found a candid shot of my great grand father reading the paper in 1988, probably taken in Bakersfield or Modesto. I was surprised to see the headline. I guess some things never change.8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/California
I've always wanted a Fiero. Now that I have one, I can report they are as fun and crappy as you think.8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
I was skeptical when my dad said he was going to build one of these. Now though, I'm starting think it's going to be pretty cool.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
After years of fighting with my wife about religion, we have come to a workable arrangement. If there is a Hell for athiests, I'm going straight to it.11yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Customer complaint: Strange sounds coming from kitchen vent fan.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
This is what 15,000 volts looks like jumping through thin air.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
The international sign for I just went into the parts store for some wipers. BRB.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Autos
My state makes you print your own campfire permit. They didn't say it had to be a certain size.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/funny
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure a fire fighting airplane crossed the road here.6yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This happy new ND owner snuck up beside me, gave me a thumbs up, then dropped a gear and blew my doors off and left my ass questioning my No car payments policy.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Miata
No good deed goes unpunished. Grabbed a lost dog out of traffic last night.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Miata
Spotted this where i get my smog done. Owner installed 4 new tires and a new battery upon hauling it out of the barn, but couldn't be bothered to dust more than 1/3rd of the windshield.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
To buy gas at my local station, I have to opt out of a car wash, a donation, and now THE FREAKING LOTTERY.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I restored a Hobie 16 last year, and sold it to move up in boat, but really regretted doing so afterwards. Tonight I found absolution on Craigslist for $200. Flying hulls, here I come. (More in comments).8yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/sailing
If the drought in California gets any worse, someone will be able to write the sequel to The Grapes of Wrath, where all the dust bowl farmers' grandchildren move back to Oklahoma.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/pics
This Taco Bell drive through sign was designed to rotate when they switch from breakfast to lunch. They didn't make a provisions for the wiring though. I fix these all the time.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
I don't have employees. But if I did I wouldn't take any of their shit.10yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Loaded my first 50 rounds last night! Went SUPER basic for now with an eye on a progressive press around Christmas. I'm glad I did though, the Lee feels like exactly what I needed as a newb.7yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/reloading
I requested a generic NO DRINKING sign for the shop, because ya know, the bums and their champagne brunches.9yr ⋅ robinson217 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
