I was burlapping trees for the first time and ended up summoning a horrifying wall of silent Egyptian mummies.1yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/gardening
This tree was visited by black, grey, and white squirrels at the same time.2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Got my tire pressure light checked 3 days ago. Today, found this blue plastic ring wedged between the brake drum and wheel. About 3 in diameter. It turns with the wheel. WITT?1yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Our 3-year-old twins love lists and feeling organized, so I laser-cut a to-do list for them.2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/somethingimade
Strange hill to get fired on. An all-staff email in a Midwest school district6mo ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
I tried to burlap my trees for winter but instead summoned a horde of undead Egyptian mummies.1yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
I teach programming. I use Juan when I need a user name in examples, and wombat when I need a noun. Today one of my students handed me this.8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/funny
My wife talking about her day teaching in a high-poverty school vs. my day at a FAANG1yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I missed my flight?! I never booked a flight! Someone must have stolen my credit card! ...oh.7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/assholedesign
My wife talking about her day teaching at a high-poverty school vs. me working from home1yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
We didn't get to do a real family shoot for our holiday card this year, so had to improvise.3yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Stuff a teabag in the cup compartment of your Keurig. I expected it to make a mess; instead, perfectly-steeped tea in 10 seconds!9yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/lifehacks
Say what you will about Minnesota's flag, the emblem in Rochester's isn't even a perfect circle4mo ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/rochestermn
Found our old log of feedings and diaper changes from our twins' first week... Good god, how did we survive?3yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/beyondthebump
I used to teach this guy programming. He's one of the nicest, kindest people I've ever met. :(7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/rage
In the comments section of a Fox News article on President Trump's UN speech.6yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/Trumpgret
Someone donated a Stratasys uPrint Dimension to a local school, but the school doesn't want it. Is it worth taking for personal use?2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/3Dprinting
An unfortunate number of my applicants should look at this chart.7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/recruitinghell
Our 3-year-old twins love schedules and structure, so I made a customizable to-do list for the!2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/lasercutting
Me, mid-Bohemian Rhapsody after a wedding, unaware of the camera.11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/photoshopbattles
Anyone noticed that Old Man Jolee Bindo is literally wearing sock garters?3yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/KOTORmemes
Quick, easy project to keep my kids busy — interlocking links! They can spend an hour chaining them together to make necklaces, garlands, etc.2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/lasercutting
I just wrote some code to flush my logs and dumps more regularly. See, I'm trying to get my fibre channel running.12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/geek
Whenever my wife drinks something, no matter how much or what it is, she always leaves 1 in the bottom of the glass, where it sits until I throw it away. We call this phenomenon The Arielle Inch2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Pretty proud of this website I coded using only magnets and a metal sheet!8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/web_design
From a back-to-school discussion on my town's Facebook group.5yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ticonderogamasterrace
I do remote customer service, and made this while technically working. Go figure.10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
My dad is a 64-year-old, only child, retired classical piano professor. He keeps trying to stay on top of popular culture. Every so often I get a short e-mail like this.11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/funny
I got to teach some introductory web design to my wife's elementary school class. They LOVED learning about hex colors!8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/web_design
Some source of radio waves is causing my WiFi to slow down ~100% every 10 seconds, like clockwork, on both 2.4GHz and 5GHz. This is a plot of pings over time. [OC]5yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
My dad is a 64-year-old, only child, retired classical piano professor. He keeps trying to stay on top of popular culture. Every so often I get a short e-mail like this.11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/daddit
My mom and her college classmates in front of the vandalized and rearranged sign for Stanford in Germany. (She didn't do it.) [1960s]9yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
So I tried to design a stencil for my friends David and Kate in Plymouth and... What word does this look like?2yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/Minneapolis
All packed and ready to go! 1/2 of our 11-month-old identical twins ready for their first vacation. :)5yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/happy
Got stacks of papers all over your desk? I have mine organized in an old dish drainer that was sitting in the basement. Plus, the little silverware holder is great for pens and SD cards and stuff!11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/lifehacks
Anon has art class with a female Chinese exchange student. (xpost from r/4chan)11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/greentext
My city just published a book of coupons for local businesses, and I was disappointed my software company wasn't in it, so...7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
They're tearing down this old building right across from the Rosslyn Metro station with a bigass claw thingy if you want to watch!10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/washingtondc
PayPal's goddamn Loading gif has driven me crazy for the longest time. (The bottom of the O in the middle is off by one pixel in frame 1 only.)11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
How to hide your anger when your cat tells a joke that you find offensive.6yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/disneyvacation
Not pictured: the bare ends of two cables that seem to have been chewed through by squirrels. (Seriously, though: does this mess actually impact the service in my apartment bulding?)8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/cablefail
Bought a piano. Tried to take picture with cat and piano. Cat seems to not approve of piano.8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/cats
Future parents, you too can look forward to having heartwarming conversations like this!6yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/BabyBumps
New York Post: Photos leaked of Congressman exposing himself behind desk. [N * S * F * W]8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/misleadingthumbnails
My now-wife on one of our first dates, mirin' while cupping my boob.7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/GirlsMirin
You know it will be a good day when there is no human interaction on the schedule.9yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
My mother-in-law gets old furniture from yard sales and then does really cool paintings on it. She's doing a free open house on Sunday in Eagan!8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/Minneapolis
People kept asking who's on the staff of my company. I'm the only employee. So I did some staff portraits for the website.12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/funny
What's the purpose of these gates that go down to basement stairs in commercial buildings?6yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
At least several times a day, especially when the boss is walking by.8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Based on /r/web_design's feedback, I went back and made my Fresh Prince/laser-cut/HTML-teaching tiles standards-compliant... I think? If anyone felt like checking, I'd appreciate it.10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/web_design
Using a gear tie to let my 3-week-old son bottle-feed himself. (I'm a horrible parent.)6yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/lifehacks
Killed by a golem on my first attempt to get back to the surface!7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/PixelDungeon
Guy I went to school with tried to launch his hiphop career with this pic (x-post from r/cringepics)12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
IDAP of an armadillo rolling too fast for its own good. It's my first animated gif!!12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/IDAP
My dad (on the bottom) is ambivalent about the laurel/yanny debate.6yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
/r/shittyNerfMods doesn't exist, so I'm posting here. My Thunderbow took up a little too much room, so I removed the actual bow and made this sweet string-action blaster.10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/Nerf
The first one is infinitive. All the others are present-tense. The second one is even the same verb.7yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Pretty proud of this website I coded using only magnets and a metal sheet!8yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/geek
If I put half the focus into programming that I put into making this graph...10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Getting a VA vanity license plate for my car. Should I get this? If not, what else?12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/nova
Just sketched around with some white-on-black today with my dinky graphics tablet.12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/doodles
Saw this lovely opaque turquoise creek while walking on Wisconsin north of Friendship Heights... Is this the kind of thing that's supposed to be reported to someone?10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/washingtondc
The corporate executive suite of the retail and design business I run. (Animated gif)12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/shittybattlestations
Looks like this poor sumbitch got laminated into one of the products I sell. Now what do I do with it?12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I'd happily stomp your psuedo-intellect and what's left of your ego.10yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Someone asked me to creatively reinterpret the character for Tao. So, uh, I got creative.12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/doodles
The t-shirt icon Amazon uses is based on the Three Wolf Moon shirt.12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
PayPal's Loading gif. The negative space in the center jumps every 16 goddamn frames. (xpost from r/crappydesign)11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My reaction, now that I'm out of college, to all these posts about people going back to school.12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I've tried to talk to my girlfriend about this, but to no avail... (Black stuff's electrical tape)12yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/cablefail
This guy makes ridiculously beautiful things out of magnets. (More photos in comments.)11yr ⋅ robertgfthomas ⋅ r/pics
