Anon doesn't oof himself

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This is why you shouldn't have friends

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Anon's mom loves him

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Anon gets his dream job

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Anon makes a salad

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Anon can't get hard

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Anon's Zoom Class

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Anon is happy because of Minecraft

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Anon meets an Irish woman

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Anon has many friends

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Anon is deeply in love

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Anon stops fapping

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Anon and his Discord friends

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Anon gets a compliment

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I'll send in the troops

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Anon have sexy time

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Anon plays Minecraft

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Anon loves his gay movies

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Anon has bad computers knowledge

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Anon tinder fail

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Sending this to my parents who fucks way too loud

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Anon takes a sexy shower.

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Anon is dreaming

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Haha not crying I swear

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Anon watches movies

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Anon rapes

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Anon post the frog

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Anon is hopeless

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Anon misses high school

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Anon buys Minecraft for his cousin

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Anon misses emos

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Anon loses an argument

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My friends keep sending me this shit to make me feel lonely smh

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Wow that is really mildly interesting

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Anon is starving of a hug

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Anon loves Twitch

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Anon's sister

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Anon wins an argument

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Anon lies about his dick size

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Anon is a good boy

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Anon's Jessica (The Story of Jessica) {CLASSIC GREENTEXT!!}

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Anon is a microwave

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Anon is a rare breed of 4chan users

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Anyways why do I hear chocking noises?

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Anon states a fact

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Anon masturbates to a monster

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Anon loves spending time with his siblings

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Anon is in love with Reddit

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Anon loves Scotland

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Anon is Hulk

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Anon loves Instagram girls

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Anon is horny

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Thank you old man

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Anon and his deaf wife

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Anon and his blind wife

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Anon's business is booming

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Please remember to hug all your family and love ones

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Anon and his sex doll

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Anon fucks up real bad

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Anon will get blackmailed

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Anon loves life

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Anon meets a whore

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Anon meets a femanon

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Anon has a lovely sister

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Anon helps a girl get through a tough time

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Anon has a job

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Femanon doesn't send nudes

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Anon likes to fish

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Anon is gay

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Anon's uncle is high af

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Anon's deaf wife (classic greentext time)

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Anon is Pete Davidson

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Anon learns a life lesson

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Anon doesn't fap to child porn

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Anon loves Reddit

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Anon loves foot

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Anon is upside down

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Anon turns gay

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Anon just want to experiment

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Same tbh

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Anon wants revenge

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Anon likes tea

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Anon feel for Arthur

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Anon advertises nofap

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Anon and the shop workers

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Anon is on a nostalgia ride

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Anon should take the job

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Anon goes on Omegle

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Anon is short

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Actually why don't we all do this?

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Anon gets a compliment

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Anon aces all his tests

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Femanon uses her powers

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Anon has a loyal gf

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Anon is doomer guy

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Anon tries to sleep

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Anon and Millie (The Ballad of Millie) [Classic Greentext!]

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Anon and Sierra (CLASSIC GREENTEXT!!!)

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Anon and Sarah (The Ballad of Sarah) [CLASSIC GREENTEXT!!!]

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Anon stops laughing now

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Anon is a goddam king

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Please let this age well

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Femanon meets a chad

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Anon discovers life changing stuff

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Anon loves god

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Anon is Bob Ross

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Anon finds the next Kanye

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Anon realizes the power of the Red Dead Redemption

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Unfortunately it's too small to make a hole :/

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There's no perfect list on Letterboxd they said

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Anon loves whores

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Anon is goddam lucky

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Anon meets a girl at a party

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Anon is a chad

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Anon cums on god

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Anon loves belly buttons

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Anon becomes bi

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Anon's 12 year old bro gets laid

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Anon gets Tinder gold

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Anon gets fired for being sick

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Anon tries to join the military

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Anon plays Fallout

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Anon gets stalked by the FBI

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Anon uses Instagram

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Anon has a cheating fetish

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Anon leaves earth

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Anon has fun Halloween

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Anon gets reported to the FBI

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Anon is confused

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Anon coming out

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Anon's grandma was a hoe

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Anon likes Among Us

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Anon is suspicious

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Anon loves social medias

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Anon needs to see a therapist

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Anon gets invited to play games

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Anon is living the American dream

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Anon gets free money

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Anon and Chloe (classic greentext)

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Anon's mirror is lying to him

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Anon and her boyfriend

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Anon works for the CIA

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Anon is handsome

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Anon gets ignored

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Anon and the old man/Anon gets bullied (classic greentext)

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Anon commits suicide

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Anon's completely nornal sexual life

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