The hero we need (sorry to bring the Bern here, I just love this)7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my ex says lipstick is slutty because it was first used in Egypt by prostitutes to show they would give blowjobs7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker buys me coffee and I begin imagining our lives if we got married8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see anyone in the comments of a post talking about how gross it is for women to wear pads.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am the only female cook at the restaurant where I work. MRW my trainee and I are discussing music, I mention I don't like a certain genre, and his response is That's a shame. You were so hot until just now.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my roommate walks in on me eating reheated white rice with hot sauce and Jolly Ranchers for dessert8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW one of the little girls I take care of has a horrible life at home and is obviously abused and neglected, but CPS says that by law there isn't enough evidence to take her away.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see a woman get downvoted in the default subs for saying that vaginas don't get loose from lots of sex8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mother told me I'd never get fit, but I just fit into my slipped on my first pair of size 5 jeans since high school.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I gave a stranger on the street directions and realize five minutes later that they were completely wrong. MFW7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone compliments my lip color and asks what shade it is, when in reality it's Hot Cheetos dust8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am a short-legged, high-waisted short girl with a big butt. MRW trying on pants8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my roommates come home drunk and continue the party in the room adjacent to mine8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend calls me desperate and annoying for confiding in her about being lonely.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just discovered this sub. I didn't even know family meals were a thing, and I have to pay for everything whenever I want to eat there.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
TIL of actual neurological starvation mode. Fun fact: it isn't caused by eating 1700 calories a day.7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/fatlogic
MRW morbid curiosity takes over, I look at my High School sweetheart's Twitter, and find he constantly retweets from Meninist accounts8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the ex-friend who stopped speaking to me so she could date my ex is pregnant with another guy's kid.7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend sent me this picture of her bedside table. She doesn't know that she's one of us.7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm on break at work, eating, and someone comes up to me and asks for help.9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, after years of severe body dysmorphia and self-hatred, I catch my reflection in a window and am okay with it.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I recently started watching The Office and The Newsroom. MFW I now am in love with both Jim Halpert AND Jim Harper.7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I put in a tampon and 45 minutes later have to change it because it's completely full and leaking7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my depression has gotten so bad that even my LDSO, who I can only talk to via text, noticed and is telling me I need to see a psychologist.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got dumped last night. I'm hungover. This will be me all day at work (and likely for the next few weeks).8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get called out on FB for sympathizing with the loved ones of everyone involved in my university's tragedy last night. The shooter's friends and family are not to blame for his actions and I feel for them, too.7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW both straps of my favorite bra break on the same day and I sew them back together.7yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because people have other problems, Caitlyn Jenner isn't brave. I'm getting so fed up with seeing this on my Facebook.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Are root beer floats something you grow out of now? Share if you agree!8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
HIFW trying to be comforting to a friend who is going through a breakup.9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wear skinny jeans for the first time in years and someone honks at me while I walk down the street8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW none of my friends want to hang out with me on my one night off this week.9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my ex's most recent ex calls me to talk about how terrible he is.9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As of being weighed at the doctor's today, I am in the normal range for BMI for the first time in years. MRW my mother tells me I look like I've gained weight.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm super hungover and I want nothing more than to go back to sleep, but I have to get to work.9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get home from work and my dog spends 2 hours trying to lick my mouth8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at a point in my life where joining the military seems like my best option, and I realize I would have to leave my dog.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my boss is keeping me two hours late because his favorite employee wants to go to a concert. UGH9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Talking to a guy friend about romance. I have a problem. At least he was honest about it.8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
High friend of mine just sent me this. Mac and cheese with pizza rolls8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
MRW my best friend, whom I have not been able to contact for several months, makes a Facebook account in order to tell me she will be in town Friday. I've been so worried about her.9yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Making Jungle Juice for our Halloween party next week. The gang's all here!8yr ⋅ Road_Whorior ⋅ r/drunk
