Now, let's see if mommy can wind her body like a snake... and she's awake! Ahh I'm on stilts4yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/workaholics
Cop told me that he would call me if he found my stolen bike. I asked him if they ever find stolen bikes9yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/seinfeld
Ahh. This is very much as I imagined it to be. Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place.9yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/seinfeld
I love the floors in here. It's like a gymnasium in here! Try and guard me!9yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/seinfeld
I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.6yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/seinfeld
The truth, huh? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson.9yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on? Midge, help me out here.9yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. He made so many darn mistakes, we were just laughing at him.9yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I just want to say that it was an honor for me to compete against the Mick and the, uh, the chick with the rack there.10yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa I'll do the dishes when I pick it out of the chore hat and it's not a practice.. See there it is! But that was a practice.10yr ⋅ ringogelsinger ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
