My son, forever falling asleep in the most random, and uncomfortable, crazy ass positions.. The kid has *soooo* many places he could sleep, and he picks this!? Multiple twin beds, futon, a queen bed, bunk beds, hell even multiple couches. And this is the best he could come up with...? Wtf.1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Door Dashed from a pizza place to use a (D.D.) coupon. Someone clearly dropped the pizza, but neither place will refund! Why you ask? Because Door Dash blames the pizza place for dropping it, and the pizza place blames Door Dash for dropping it...1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Co-parenting! The (birth) mom is on the left, yet the kittens are “nursing” from the other cat (step-mom) We don’t think milk was actually coming out, but she soothed them regardless. When the momma was too sore to nurse, the other one took over. (We did have to supplement with formula.)1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingBros
Bought a watermelon several months ago... it quickly was “lost”, and I assumed someone threw it away by accident.. However while cleaning my kids’ play room, I found it in their toy fridge. My god it stunk!!2yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My son has 3 rooms he could sleep in, 2 sets of bunk beds and a futon if he wants... and I found him asleep in my living room in a box. MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE 😂3yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
I have this persistent orange, spiky mold in my shower. We tried re-caulking and it came back. Any tips to make it go away?1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/TerrifyingAsFuck
My daughter was showing me her silly pictures she took while waiting at Speech Therapy.. comes across this picture and immediately tries hiding it while saying, “oops! I forgot I had this..” I’m cracking up 😂1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Our cats are co-parenting together! The one on the left is the birth mom, and on the right is the step mom. After being overwhelmed with having 6 babies, the birth mom would only nurse for a second and then leave, and our other cat heard the kittens’ cries and stepped in! (More info in comments)1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
There are good ideas. There are bad ideas. Then there's this idea.1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/DidntKnowIWantedThat
My son has 3 bedrooms he could sleep in, 2 sets of bunk bed and a futon if he wants.... And I found him asleep in my living room in a box!!!! MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE 🤣🤣3yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
This mom went to the ice cream shop on a hot day knowing she couldn’t afford ice cream.. she asks for a “free cone”.. and when she’s refused, her child and her throw temper tantrums and she leaves the shop a negative review asking people to boycott said establishment11mo ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/BeggingChoosers
This glove I put on at work before going into surgery had dozens of pin prick holes in the fingers. The entire box was like this1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/TerrifyingAsFuck
My boy has had 4 asthma attacks since 3am, so he’s exhausted and miserable! But his little best friend is here cheering him up and giving him some company!! ❤️🥰3yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
“I ask the ocean to return #OceanGate to us so that I can board it and live that experience.”10mo ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Getting this message after 3 weeks of school.. apparently a kid told a bunch of people that he was going to shoot up the school..1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/TerrifyingAsFuck
Decorating things for my kid’s Valentine’s Day party at school, and I bought some heart balloons... pleasantly surprised when I opened them up!1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Successfully made my very first car payment today for my new car, 2 days before the due date! This may not seem like much to some, but I am overjoyed and feel like I am succeeding at this ‘adulting’ stuff at the moment 😊1yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
A dog in Colombia tried purchasing food with leaves after observing students buying food2yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
The toilet paper rolled away from my daughter in the Walmart bathroom 🤣🤦♀️2yr ⋅ RileyRhoad ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
