Very proud. Wife’s boyfriend gave me this brand new strat, said if I learnt 50 songs on it, I could join his band! So what’s an easy song to learn?1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
Hi, ZZ Top guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan here, ask me anything1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
This dude just appeared out of nowhere - calls himself Chimney Hendrix. Should I give him the rest of my hallucinogenic drugs?1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
Even Gary Larson knew what the typical gibbons player was like.5mo ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
No one came to my show last night. I’m thinking my Marshall stack isn’t big enough. Please help.1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
My mom took this photo of me playing my new stratoblaster I got for Christmas. Ask me anything.1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
I’m looking for a new Strat - I won’t be going to this website again. Quite rude actually. Can you help me?6mo ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
My cock is too big! I want to tattoo it so it looks smaller. Should I get PRS bird inlays or just Gibbons style block inlays like my wife’s boyfriend.9mo ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
NGD: Gene Simmons from KISS just sold me this old bass for a bag of weed. What oils should I rub on the tuners?1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
Before anyone says anything creepy, I am a 32 year old man with massive haemorrhoids - will this guitar be comfortable to play?1yr ⋅ rikardoflamingo ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
