I got a cease and desist for making the Crocs Gloves
For fun I design fake products, behold The Infinity Saucelet, wield all of your favorite fast food sauces at once. Cover everything in sauce...whatever it takes.
I like to design ridiculous & fake products. The Cuisine Curtain is perfect for any conscious eater in public who just can’t chew with their mouth closed.
Hot Wheels made a car that holds a GoPro
For my newest unnecessary invention I am equally disgusted yet in love. I made the first ever pair of Crocs Gloves.
My newest fake invention is the FlopFlips. Sandals with reverse soles so it looks like you were walking the opposite direction on the beach. See ya later stalkers!
I like to design stupid products for fun so I created blinds for my sunglasses
Utah ski resort gets a 1 Star review from a guy in Los Angeles because the mountain was too difficult. They used the one star review to advertise what the mountain is best known for.
Today I made a beer attachment for my stabilizer
I like to design products for fun that no one is asking for and solve problems that don’t exist. Meet the AirSticks, the chopstick extensions for your AirPods.
Just in time for summer, SweatGutters!
Guillotine on the roof of a building in NYC
My gloves formally known as the crocs gloves with the cease and desist are now featured in an art gallery.
Cross country Amtrak viewing car
Hate stepping on Legos? I made a pair of lego socks so simply pick them up as you go, pain-free!
(OC) Fall Foliage Colors in Peacham Vermont [4000x3000]
My next unnecessary invention - the Tear-Rings.
For fun I design fake unnecessary products so I made a rugged plastic carrying case for your favorite metal straw. Death to plastic straws!
My 5 Week Condo Renovation
The PersonalSpacinator is the latest addition to my collection of fake products I make.
A newspaper wrote a story on all the fake inventions I’ve been posting to Reddit. so it inspired me to created the FocusFrames, always be laser focused.
Adult Hide and Seek
My newest fake invention is the FrustrationButton, you own belt buckle horn for slow walkers.
My friend reupholstered a folding chair using fabric from Louis Vuitton Bags.
For fun I design fake products that solve problems in an unnecessary way. The iDangle is the hands free way to watch your phone inches from your face in bed.
Beauty and the CGI
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.
This incredibly tall filing cabinet in my town
This photo I took looking down onto a Christmas Tree farm in Vermont.
The Police Chief in my city commissioned me to take and print this aerial photo for his office. Love how it came out!
For fun I like to design fake products. The ReadyNapper is your on the go pillow for a power nap, anytime & anywhere.
This city grid
For fun I make myself fake products. The CargoMAX are the modular cargo pants. You can never have enough cargo pockets.
My brother taking a quiet nap on the couch
I designed a new IKEA bag for when you get lost in the store and start hyperventilating looking for the exit.
I like to design design fake products for fun. The WhichWay is the shoulder turn signals to avoid that awkward shuffle when walking toward someone.
Today I 3D Printed a T-Rex Shower Head
My new Groot planter is sort of adorable
This is Fall Foliage from Groton Vermont [OC] [4000 x 2250]
Gummy Human Centipedes
For fun I make fake products, meet the newest fall beauty trend - Bang Brows.
Smell the Emoticons
For fun I make fake and unnecessary products. Meet Avocado On A Stick, the quickest way for millennials to make avocado toast.
Fidget Spinner in Space
My blue eye beauty.
Bring it to the runway
Airport Window cleaner on Moving Walkway
Someone is really excited for Halloween
I unexpectedly got a package in the mail with metal I had removed from my leg 6 years ago.
I made miniature hard hats so you don’t stub your toes.
I design and make fake products for fun. This is the Inferno Knuckles, The essential tool to search for intruders in your home while still being protected.
My newest Unnecessary Invention is the Slice Slicer, never be more than a few chops away from a perfectly divided pizza pie.
Redditors were tagging me today that someone reposted my 5 Week Condo Renovation as their own. So I thought I would post My 5 Week Condo Renovation, 3 Years later and looking more like a home now!
Inspired by the beanie god himself, I made finger tip beanies for when just the tip is cold.
For fun I design products that solves problems people don’t have. This is the FurRoller, start telling your friends you got a dog and cover your clothes in fur.
My last Drone Selfie Gif made the Front Page, so I filmed a new one from a building in Brooklyn.
I like to design unnecessary things, so I made The BurritoTrough - the laziest way you can eat a burrito.
My newest unnecessary invention helps you brush your teeth completely hands free.
I like to design possibly useful yet unnecessary things. This is the ForkYou, a click activated condiment fork inspired by those multi-color pens.
The Foliage Colors of Vermont | Peacham, Vermont [OC] [3992 × 2992]
I made a sock locker so your socks don’t get separated forever.
Crocs Gloves. I made a pair of Crocs Gloves.
I like to create fake unnecessary products for fun. The OneCan TrashCan is the perfect solution to all those empties around your house.
Beach Chair with Beer Can Sleeves
Plus Dealt 1,000 damage to the 10 Golden Ice Brutes We Put in the Game
This is my Winter in Burlington, Vermont [OC] [4056 × 3040]
The steering wheel cup holder.
I made my own version of the finger extender.
You can buy a 5 lbs. bag of $10,000 of shredded US Currency from the Government.
To turtleneck or not to turtleneck?!
I went on the Kelly Clarkson Show for my Unnecessary Inventions I’ve been posting to Reddit, and it airs tomorrow!
It took 13 hours to 3D Print but it was absolutely worth it.
This morning in Burlington
What does this lever do?
Pizza. Fanny. Pack.
I made a stand up desk for my electric scooter.
I commissioned an artist to make a taxidermy deer head out of Pendleton Wool and I absolutely love it.
The world famous Cuisine Curtain!
Captured the Sky God
I thought this subreddit would appreciate these knit front and Pendleton backed pillows my mom made me.
A frozen Lake Champlain and Snow Covered Burlington
Would you look at that, I’m on the cover of Seven Days this week.
Sort of hoping this causes anxiety just by looking at it.
My straight roommate surprised me with this for coming out a year ago today.
My newest inventions is simply called, The Damn That Bathroom Handle Is Gross I Ain’t Touching It.
The Denver Airport is finally exposing what’s really going on there
I’m a guest tomorrow on the Kelly Clarkson Show!
Biked to the end of the bike path that stretches out over Lake Champlain, Vermont this morning
This rainy window looks like a contemporary painting.
Bread on the go with the Baguette Pack.
Summer is here so I designed and created the Necklace-ICE. The coldest necklace in the game.
For fun I make fake inventions so I created this 9-in-1 utility controller for non-stop marathon gaming.
It's been a little bit icy in Burlington!
My reddit secret Santa really came through this year.
These blocks make them look like they've been shrunk
This is my rescue Keller. He was born deaf and he has the most amazing blue eyes.
Bluebird Day at Stowe today.
Make your choice.
The costume race at Vermont Gay Ski Week aka Winter Rendezvous this past weekend!
One of my favorite things about living in Vermont is our bike path on Lake Champlain.
This ice machine’s misspelling
Ready for pollination
Just when you think your day can’t get any shittier
Empire State Building Last Night after NY Pride
These dogs have it good
Every car needs another cup holder.
Fox derps on a ski trail
My unnecessary invention for today is The Pizza Fanny Pack. Extra Pineapple Please!
We got the most 4th of July Bar tab tonight
My mom hand knit this badass buck pillow with a Pendleton Wool back for me
Saw this tribute today.
For fun, I design and prototype fake products. This is the My Perfect Hogan. Get the perfect Hulk Hogan handle bar mustache every time with this shaving staple.
Biked from Burlington to the end of the Causeway
My brothers dog, Scout, is very photogenic
Full moon setting over the lake this morning.
7 years ago today I missed the landing of this jump, spent 4 months in the hospital, and didn't walk for 19 months. Oops.
Spring has Sprung.
Living Room Speed Run
I can flex my shin because I had part of my calf moved after a ski accident. And if you tap on it, my brain feels the tapping on the back of my leg.
Burlington Is Lit
Even though I don't have any employees, I use we a lot when running my business. So I decided to send to make my Holiday Card reflect the we who does everything!
Hey Joe, you're looking a little cold.
Driver’s Ed. 2k18
My mom always supported me growing up to be entrepreneurial - now in her 50s she decided to do the same and is now designing knitwear patterns, so it's my turn to show support - here are a few of her patterns that have been featured in magazines this year
My flight has a camera so we can watch what's going on below the plane
The bouncer at the bar i went to played Connect Four against patrons. Each person was allowed one tile.
Long Winter Shadows in Essex, Vermont [OC][4000 x 2250]
When my friends told me they were building an all black barn, I was skeptical of it until I saw the finished product yesterday.
Foliage Colors from Devil's Hill
There is a forest in Virginia that is filled with abandoned presidential heads. (Credit @danmace)
I took a Long Exposure Photo with my drone at sunset over Burlington Vermont
I don't want this weekend to end [OC]
The way this handrail was made to go around these rocks.
I think I've found my new go to bar.
Best in Show
I turned all my aerial photos of Vermont into a Wall Calendar for 2019!
ITAP of the Louvre before anyone got there
This week I unloaded a full shipping container of a product I designed from start to finish
This hand dryer requires an upvote to turn on
Took this photo of our awesome bike path that stretches out across Lake Champlain
I blame everyone that uses ad blockers
Lake Champlain - Burlington VT [OC] [3246x2448]