As a single man who has eaten out pretty much every day since I was 19, this whole fend for yourself quarantine plan is utter bullshit. You see this? This is instant oatmeal and I fucked it up. There is no hope for me. Stay healthy folks!4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Dropped. Flung. Fried. Drowned. Dried. Frozen. Still going strong! Maybe not BIFL, but my original Hero has certainly been worth the money.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
My Yamaha Wave Runners from the mid 90's. Just did a fresh cylinder and pistons in the Raider and red Blasters after ~210 hours on the clock - the blue 94 is still bone stock original & going strong. As long as I can get parts we are BIFL.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
My game room pays homage to the bike that started it all for me - the little Honda 50.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/motorcycles
My German aunt and uncle are a wonderful, reserved couple who would never do anything to draw attention to themselves. Then there is their asshat American nephew. My apologies.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/blunderyears
I remember a fellow student telling me You can't tell where your hair ends and your eyebrow begins!5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/blunderyears
Over 30 years ago I bought my first street bike, an RZ350, from a local dealer. Also grabbed one of their locks. I still use it - good job Yamaha!7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
Twenty year old bike and the lowest-performing component on it is still me.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
When I was a kid, my aunt purchased all of us plastic sun visors she had purchased on closeout. They were on sale because clear visors do not actually keep the sun out of your eyes, so we all laughed. Today I saw them on sale again...7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Much of my life is in shambles, but the dirt bike dispenser works so I don’t care.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
T-shirt I made way back when I was in college - figured you guys would appreciate it.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/coloringcorruptions
When the front wheel hits a rock and deflects the bike sideways and the handlebars are straight up and down.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
2 stroke Tuesday? How about last Christmas when I recreated my favorite moment on mom's patio (explanation in comments)4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
When I was a kid we got to tour Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, CA. They digitized each of us and made us a printout. Its dot matrix, ASCII, but also uses space invader characters. [1970's]7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I engaged the cruise control and hopped on the passenger pillion pretending to hold on to an invisible 'pilot' as I passed a school bus. Pandemonium ensued.11yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/motorcycles
Problem with riding your dirt bike down to the fishing spot is the fishing is boring compared to the ride!4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
I engaged the cruise control and hopped on the passenger pillion pretending to hold on to an invisible 'pilot' as I passed a school bus. Pandemonium ensued. [x-post /r/motorcycles]11yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/funny
Broke out the big guns to help my sister get over her lost doggy; Frankie my first Teddy-bear. My mom made him for me out of an old washcloth some 50 years ago. He's helped me get through some very hard times, so I figured he could help out sissy.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/nostalgia
I used to make fun of the old guys and their high vis gear. Now I shop exclusively in the Hey dipshit! Don't you see me?? color way. Bonus; triggers epilepsy.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Like many Americans, I am spending my TrumpBucksTM sensibly on purely essential items. Like 5 gallon buckets of Castor oil, for example.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
First I forgot about my knee brace as I got in the shower. Then I forgot about it as I put on my pants. I hit 50 and my brain is tapioca.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/FuckImOld
I got a lovely note from the daughter of a gal I dated eons ago on father's day. It was a pleasant surprise that made me smile (& cry a little bit).4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Sad to leave Ocotillo Wells, but we had a great week with good weather, low dust and no crowds.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Always uncomfortable to have my Swedish mistress in the same room as my Japanese wife.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/CalamariRaceTeam
Got some chain lube on the lens and made my girl look like a Penthouse Playmate. r/fuckimold5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/supermoto
Buddy over-ordered cheese for taco night, so he gave me some to take home in my backpack. Just found it a month later.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My dad converted my old room in to an office, but he still has a painting I did in high school hanging up.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/somethingimade
I’d like to think I rode the knobbies off, but its just what extreme desert heat does to tires.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Found a pic of my dad buying his beloved CB750. He took me to school every day on the back of that thing until I got my own motorcycle. Then he took my sister the next year. Dad wasn't the best rider and it was mostly terrifying. He also often rode in shorts ATGATT not happening in the '70s.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/motorcycles
The security jersey & Golf Cart combo are a great way to sneak around in to areas you are not supposed to be7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/ActLikeYouBelong
This set looks so much like my real rig it blows the kids away when I give them one as a memento.8yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/lego
Swapping out the stock bits for Race Tech suspension tuned for my weight & riding style. This is always the best mod you can do to a bike!4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Traveling back in time on a machine of my own construction. [1994 KX500]4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikesgonewild
Previous owner was an engineer. This is his solution to Where do you put the registration on a dirt bike?5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/supermoto
Sunrise on south end of Joshua Tree National Park this morning [3264x4228][OC]7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/SkyPorn
After 2 years and 48k of abuse, I thought it was time to buy new floor mats. Power washed it and viola! Good as new!6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/powerwashingporn
“With age comes the cage.” I predict I will be the last one of my friends on 2 wheels as they all switch to side by sides. [Blow sand hill, Ocotillo Wells, CA]4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Found a strange secret room in a bamboo patch and it resulted in one of my favorite photos of my RM.5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
it’s interesting to think future bikes will be silent. I will have to put cards in my spokes like I did as a kid.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
BattleStar Galactica glasses, a cowboy hat and corduroys. Lost the gut, but I still have the Intellivision somewhere.8yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/blunderyears
Shout out to my rider bro Bill - he always kicked my ass on his XR600 in the desert and always handed me a cold beer whenever we stopped for a break. Miss riding with you buddy!4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
March of Shame: Hiding the bike hoping no one will steal it while you hike back to get the tools & parts you need to get it running again.5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dualsport
Old School Cool: FZ400, RZ350 and GSXR750 parked in front of my parent's house in the late 80's.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikesgonewild
Me: Now go slow. Be careful. Don’t drop the bolt in to the carb. Also Me: * Immediately drops bolt in to the carb. *5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikebuilders
Was missing two bolts in my girdled head/cylinder mounting kit for the jet ski. My buddy the engineer said he could help me out. This is the result. The entire kit only costs $100, so his ‘help’ is slightly overkill. Thought you guys might appreciate his engineerness.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Rim designers should be forced to clean their hellish nook & cranny filled creations7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/CalamariRaceTeam
March of Shame: Hiding the bike hoping no one will steal it while you hike back to get the tools & parts you need to get it running again.5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Friend I had not seen in ages invited me to spend the day with his family on his boat. His wife snapped a pic of me just enjoying the moment.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/happy
I missed a shift and sent myself on a bucking bronco adventure as my front wheel buried in a ditch I had planned on skipping over. It took a nice gas-tank-to-the nuts maneuver to keep me from flipping, resulting in a long stream of third person self-hate as I shouted obscenities at my dumb ass5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
The KCup box was too big for my stuffed backpack, so just stuck them everywhere so I could to ride home.5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/MotorcycleLogistics
Happy New Year! May your 2019 be filled with quality rides and satisfying wrenching! Thank you for participating in this sub and looking forward to your posts in 2019!!5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
You know I’m bored when I’m cleaning the spark arrestor screen bit here we are.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
I heard this little 125 Aprilla 2 stroke before I saw it pull in to a parking space at a So Cal movie premiere last week. Had to go check it out!7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikesgonewild
The moment I lost my phone, driver's license, medical card and twenty freedom bucks.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
To your left; The Colorado River. To your right; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
I hate roller coasters but will happilly throw myself off of cliffs all day long. Weird.5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
It was a fun summer carving canyons on slicks, but I need knobbies for my winter itinerary. But fret not, I am putting the slicks on a 2 stroke YZ which is only turn signals away from being on the road. I‘ll be back!4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/supermoto
Admittedly 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' and not everyone will find the rare plated California YZ250 pretty, but I do!8yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikesgonewild
My favorite trails are the ones you make by riding the same line over and over. Start with a blank canvas and by the end of the day you have created your own personal track. If I found a field near my house as a kid this was my idea of heaven, right until the cops showed up.4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
I joked riding in Ocotillo Wells felt like being on Mars, and my buddy colorized this pic of me.7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Last weekend enjoyed the boat in between some crazy storms - made for amazing skies!5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/boating
As a teen I only wore brown on brown - except that yellow vest, which for some reason I wore ALL THE TIME. Indoors, outdoors, always. Was it cold? No. I grew up in So Cal. Not sure what the deal was.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/blunderyears
Every build has that one bolt that you can only barely get to, and only make 1/16 turns, flipping the wrench each time, that really tests your patience.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikebuilders
I used to like this spot more before my fireman friend explained that this is where they always find the dead bodies, swirling endlessly in that whirlpool.5yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
It rained last night resulting in desert Nirvana; Velcro dirt and no dust. Today was a good day <pours 40 oz. on ground for my homies>6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Problem with riding your dirt bike down to the fishing spot is the fishing is boring compared to the ride!4yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dualsport
Problem with the vacation house is its filled with momentos that are painful reminders of past failed relationships. I am so sorry sweetie.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Dirtbikes
Top half of my new fishing pole decided to launch itself in to the lake. So much for that.6yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Old School Cool? My girlfriend & her beloved Yamaha Big Wheel, and my concussion-inducing ATC250R. There is a reason why they banned those death machines!7yr ⋅ ride365 ⋅ r/bikesgonewild
