Attaboy! You found my Avery Bullock appreciation post, and I’m proud of you!1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Turlington, Reddit detective. I noticed you were gonna scroll past without upvoting.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Don’t keep scrolling. Please. Hello. This is American Dad subreddit you are on. So, who am I? Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire. I stop by just to tell you that r/AmericanDad is now better than ever!1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Attaboy! You found my Avery Bullock appreciation post, and I’m proud of you!3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Looks like Stan stuck with the panties. (S5 E18) Great Space Roaster - (S6 E15) License to Till1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Whaaat?! Stoner Reddit user, you don’t know about the famous German fish named Klaus? You can’t fully appreciate this post unless you know about this fish.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Congratulations r/americandad, you’ve been DADDED. Nobody’s safe!3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
You’re not gonna get away with this. I snuck on a walkie-talkie and alerted the other Protectors.1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Don’t keep scrolling. Please. Hello. This is American Dad subreddit you are on. So, who am I? Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire. I stop by just to tell you that American Dad subreddit is now better than ever.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
This is getting ridiculous! You want me to walk you home again?1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I had a little bit to drink tonight. Long Island ice teas, right? They’re so sweet, but the boys keep buying them for me. If my fiance knew he’d kill all of them. He’s Dominican. He’s crazy. The sex is good though. He calls me his little chihuahua.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I should call for backup. But they won’t come. They don’t exist.1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Congratulations r/americandad, you’ve been Dadded. Nobody’s safe!1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Roger followed through with his million dollar idea. Great Space Roaster - The Unbrave One1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
This is getting ridiculous! You want me to walk you home again?3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
When someone tells me that Family Guy is better than American Dad.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Always make sure you upvote when you see Bullock. Now you know. That's how you mentor.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Hi, I'm Nicholas Vanderbilt, the actor who plays Stan Smith. I want to thank the fans at r/americandad for all their support online. Keep up the good work, we really have the best fans in the world.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I can’t say I blame you, Staniel. She’s a looker. I think I’m going to ask her out.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Halloween will be here before you know it, better get those costumes ready.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
My name is Butch Johnson from Plymouth, Indiana. I like shooting hoops and miss Kelly Rippa. But seriously, anyone seen anything to do with upvotes?6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Turlington, Reddit detective. Upvote counts have been low lately. Any idea why? Okay you can go, I know it couldn’t possibly be you. Also, I’m on to you.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
When I make an American Dad reference but nobody I'm with watches the show.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
It's time to appreciate the shit out of this legend. We don't deserve Avery Bullock.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
One day r/americandad is gonna see Dick’s got just as much to offer on the inside as he does in the backside.1yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Don't keep scrolling. Please. Hello. This is American Dad subreddit you are on. So, who am I? Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire. I stop by just to tell you that American Dad subreddit is now better than ever.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
John, how did you upvote this post? Tell me how you upvoted this post. JOHN!6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Grow up Smith. This is how you get the things you want. You’re such a Pollyanna.3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
So I hear you like to sample memes excessively and then not upvote. Is that what you like to do? Those memes are my life. I make those tiny memes by hand.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Steven Smith, I am your mother! If you don't get out of that cage, I will push you back up my clownhole and birth you again and name you my bitch.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Turlington, Reddit Detective. I noticed you were gonna scroll past without upvoting.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow American Dadders out there.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
God, what was I thinking? I don’t want to be an organ donor. People out there just rooting for me to die.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Hey American Dadders, let’s appreciate the best dad on TV. Here’s looking at you Stan.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
What were we doing here? Was it worth it? Just to become better singers?3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
You don’t know Spider-Man? He sticks to walls like this. This cheese is too hot. It’s not sticking.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Here's my home number, my cell, and the women's shelter where I'm either volunteering or dropping off my stupid whore wife. SOUP IS NOT A MEAL, VERA!6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Relax, Stan. Nothing's gonna happen. Punching a meter maid. It's like punching a fat person. No one cares.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I'm gonna be Colton Lancington, a renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
You were smashed, man. You kept high-fiving that black guy. He was not into it.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Good morning American Dadders. Here's a golden turd just for you.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Frannie Friday. Time to smoke a bone, then drain a two-liter of Sunkist in like a second.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
My leg! You bitch! I'm gonna sue the living... Crazy chest! How are you?6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I'm just gonna stare at this lake and think about how I almost killed a baby.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
No, no. I'll never tell anyone. Your reputation is safe with me. Hey, fellas. I nailed her. It was so easy!6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Well, that was Bullock. He was calling me to offer my job back and two pounds of mushrooms.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
It's finally football Sunday and I'm rooting for the Bazooka Sharks. They got a lot of heat coming into the regular season.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I'm just a shaky old man. Can't control my body or my mouth. Too many Mexicans! See? I don't even believe that. I believe it a little.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
He's not gonna call. He thinks you could lose 10 pounds. But that's not why he doesn't call. He dies in that fire.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Anyone want to cut my head off and have sex with my body? // You look like a fat pear. I hate you, you fat, gray pear.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Oh, there you are! And only two hours late! Oh, it's okay, though. I can always get the next bus. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine that I spend my days taking care of other people's kids while my own kids are raised by my bitch mother.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Had to blow up the kitchen, Frannie. It goes real well with this thing I'm imagining.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Here's a picture of me shaving a homeless. Shaved him clean, bow to stern. Smooth as a dolphin.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Hooper, I owe you a new head board! I broke yours last night while I was banging your wife!6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Wait, if you don’t play guitar, why are you wearing a Martin Guitar T-shirt?3yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
What a horrible nightmare. And why did I include that extra part where I actually saw Mom stripping.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Congratulations r/americandad, you've been DADDED. Nobody's safe!6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
What? What? Toshi, I can't understand what you're saying. I don't know why I call you.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
You are ugly, smelly, not fun and just my type. Tell me what I have to do to make you fall in love with me.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
My God. He’s perfect. He makes me look like you, and you look like you... with your shirt off.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
It's okay for people to ask for help. Like when they're in a drunk tank with a guy who call himself Mr. Businessman.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
No ones ever done it right. They always give up cause the sea madness makes them kill their ship mates.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Good morning American Dadders. Here's some sexiness to start your day off right.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Tonight on News Glance: Is heroin the new cure for cancer? What I don't know about things will shock you.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
What?! You don't know the famous German fish named Klaus Heissler? You can't fully appreciate this post without knowing about this fish.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
No. No. Lean forward and look back. That's what I like. And make it rain, make it rain, make it-- And look at me like you're a virgin.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
What were we doing here? Was it worth it? Just to become better singers?6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I’m so proud of him, Stan. He’s two weeks sober, jogging every day, sleeping 14 hours a night.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Found this old picture of my great-grandfather from right before he shipped out. They don't make them like this anymore.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
If you see this post you gotta upvote. Them’s apocalypse rules!5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Hey there American Dadders. Wishing you all a Stantastic Saturday.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
The one priest you don't have to worry about around the alter boys.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Nagel, you son of a bitch, lets drug some kids. Oh, you kidding me? You already cut the turkey?5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Opa, r/americandad subscribers! No, no, no, no, you want want quality memes. I give you good memes for free because I want r/americandad subscribers to be happy. No, no. I get caught up in the moment. You pay me now.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Well, it’s the most sensual piece of writing I’ve ever come across. And I’ve cum across a lot of sensual writing. Eh? // You forget a lot, right, that you’re our principal?5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Jeff, will you please stop calling yourself Chad? Chad died. Okay? And yes, I would have loved to have had help from Chad. Everyone would. He was the best.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
He finally seems to understand the difference between right and wrong.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
DUNK! Nice assist, Shaq. You guys can’t leave me and Shaq open like that. We’ll make you pay.5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Is this the same guy or am I being racist? Saw him in Why Can't We Be Friends and Delorean Story-An.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
(Now is your chance to destroy those figurines you hate.) Oh, no, Greg! They broke the figurines!5yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Good morning American Dadders. Here's some sexiness to start your day off right.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
Cheesers came back. One of my favorite endings ever. The ridiculous idea that Cheesers saved him always kills me.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I killed your best friend's husband. It feels so good to share!6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
When you take one last look in the mirror before leaving the house.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
This ones for Dick. Now maybe you all will see that Dicks got just as much to offer on the inside as he does on the backside.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
I guess I was wrong about you, Robby. You do have what it takes to be radical. Sorry we bullied you when you moved here from the big city after your dad died. You can ride with us any time.6yr ⋅ RickyyyyySpanish ⋅ r/americandad
