New employee starting today brought brownies in for everone with this note

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Sometimes you find love, other times love a demon finds you.👩💜👹

3yr ⋅

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My dad's homemade iPad holder for after his eye surgery

2yr ⋅

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I love my active friend who openly and unapologetically stands up against this bullshit without hesitation. ❤️

4yr ⋅

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Rise and shine and give Satan your glory, glory!

4yr ⋅

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I hate when Mormons/Christians use this saying, so this is how I will respond from now on.

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4 years ago this month I moved down to UT from BYU-I and started my 8 month faith crisis and transition out of the church. I was working full time and finishing my RN to BSN online through BYU-I. Leaving the church was mental and emotional hell, but the 3.5 yrs since have been the best of my life

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The Turd Baker strikes again at my work. Been about a year since she was hired and brought in the last batch of turd brownies

9mo ⋅

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Got this cute faux leather jacket for half off ($7) and when I got home found out I got TWO FREE BONUS TAMPONS in the pocket! Score! 😁😂

3yr ⋅

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Been there 😂

3yr ⋅

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I lost a close friend (and her 2 kids) in a car accident last July. She had just turned 30, had an amazing marriage and family and was truly one of the best people I've ever met. This poem resonates with me and I think it may for many on this sub.

2yr ⋅

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Ooooohhhhh myyyyyyy GAAAWWWDDDD (*said like Kristen Wiig's SNL character) 😁

3yr ⋅

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My never-mo bff from high school just texted me this 😂 Her gif response to my answer was 👌

3yr ⋅

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Found a great gift for scope-creeping NPs that refer to themselves as Dr. So-n-so

3yr ⋅

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Inspired by a garbage 'The Living Scriptures' FB ad that came up on my feed and the fact that I gave into curiosity and looked at the comments:

4yr ⋅

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Randomly saw an ad for some new film aaaaand I'm just gonna leave this here 👉👉 *finger guns to y'all*

3yr ⋅

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My 5 yo niece just came up to me with this post-it and said: This is for you

2yr ⋅

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Every year at my best friend's parent's house her mom puts up a little thing that spells SANTA and every year I rearrange it to spell SATAN and wait for her mom to notice 😁 It has become a Christmas tradition going on like 6 years.

5yr ⋅

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Man, this generation's got some weird-ass tactics.

2yr ⋅

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My 'Shelf of Sin' in my fridge .... (I doubt this shelf is going to break any time soon)

3yr ⋅

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BARF.

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Jesus Christ. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I fucking can't.

3yr ⋅

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I met with a bishopric member a few weeks ago and told him to put me on the do not contact list. Within 2 weeks missionaries knocked on my brother's door (my old address) looking for me, and then last night at 10:29pm I got this text about tithing settlement. 🙄I think they finally got the message

4yr ⋅

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I've been on the Dexcom for just over a year now and I think the last 24 hours have been my best controlled ever 😄 Top line is 180, Bottom line is 75

3yr ⋅

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🤬🤬🤬 I use Control iQ and I have drunk 3 CapriSuns between 1 am and now. Sometimes I feel like my BG is possessed by something trying to kill me.

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Anybody else get 4 sensors in a row with the same number? I'm worried it might not work when I use the next one. 🤔 ( The second one is working, but I did change the transmitter in-between those sessions, so I don't know it that would affect anything 🤷🏼‍♀️)

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Anyone else keep having phone calls dropped, then get this message, then have the phone call that dropped appear like it is calling you back, you answer and to the person on the other line it just seems like you cut out for a few seconds? Keeps happening on my phone calls and it's driving me bananas

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