I’m not crying, you’re crying

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I have to do this once a month...

9mo ⋅

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I have to do this once a month...

9mo ⋅

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I’m taking my 10 minute break here today.

3yr ⋅

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PRECISELY when he means to

3yr ⋅

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Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, otters in snow

2yr ⋅

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💀

8mo ⋅

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Attention, a dog or animal alert has been reported in your area....

3yr ⋅

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Story of my life

8mo ⋅

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It do be like that

9mo ⋅

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What else is there to say?

2mo ⋅

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Patiently waiting

9mo ⋅

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Something tells me they don’t want their red plum...

3yr ⋅

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Don’t get caught in a tornado in an LLV.

2yr ⋅

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Mail carrier engineering

7mo ⋅

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Check out my new tattoo!

8yr ⋅

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I abandoned my pool. What do I do now?

11mo ⋅

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One hitter + roach = genius.

9yr ⋅

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I... do I just throw this one in the middle of the street?

3yr ⋅

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