Looks like one of the feral Mortys started a weed store

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From r/OldSchoolCool

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I’m still laughing at this. Well done, my guy.

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SAAASAGES

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Scots-Yiddish; that’s a new one

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Ah yes, the rare liomink

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Never too late!

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Right. Yes.

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[Blank] on the [different thing]

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BLOCK PARTY!!!

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Liberated from The HMS Instagram

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Choker

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Thought it was a caterpillar

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This is the way

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So... you were jumping. “Yes.” On the trampoline. “Yes.” With the iPad also on the trampoline. “Yes.”

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They just CANNOT BELIEVE leftists are anything but pants-shittingly terrified of guns.

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Epic Mlem

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Science is, admittedly, hard.

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gErMaNs HaVe nO sEnSe oF HuMoR

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Here’s to you, buddy

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“Where the hell?”

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Shotgun of Spamming: +25 to targeting, -10 to damage per barrel. User must make a STR check to remain upright when firing.

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Whoever owns this definitely has henchmen.

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Stolen picture

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The rare anti-fruitcake fruitcakes spotted in the wild! (X-post from r/Portland)

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Definitely counts

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FUCK YO LOCKS, WHERE’S THE HUNNY BITCH

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Why is this normalized

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Miss Roxy is quite certain that it is NOT, despite what the alarm clock said, time to get up.

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Discovered by a friend on Discord; vintage 1862 lyrics to “Dixie” (source link in comments)

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Keep the lights on!

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That’s some horrific math

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Boneless Bones

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A worth wild read

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Keystone Kops

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DO IT

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“It’s finally my turn!!!”

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IT JUST KEEPS ZOOMING OUT

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From a news story about two trashy rednecks

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Oh yeah baby suck harder

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Microfrog

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Save Plant Clean Punch

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The meta ones are the best

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Anti-morona measures being taken

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Gotta run the lasers on Shabbat, after all! [NEW PIN]

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Vet here: this is 1000% true.

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Dogck

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“Marmoset” is a funny word.

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Seattle takes steps toward a walkable city

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Trying to hide out on my brother’s rolling tray

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Cheap beer and day drinking in the garage with a joint

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Mushrooms

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Fucking PETA

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What are you doing

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Hah!

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Today’s “smoke” spot is gonna be on the bus

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Teensy demonfish (source in comments)

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The Ballad of Serenity

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More Discordian Bullshit

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Quote is from Liz Cheney’s speech today

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There, now I don’t have to memorize anything

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Bar graffiti: Seattle, WA

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Texas, of course (x-post)

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This is how I picture the reclaimer eating ship scrap

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Not welcome

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Cardboard engineering: ammo bin v1 and the brand-new v2

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This counts, yeah?

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Don’t do it

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Update: The enemy has me dead to rights

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Savage.

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Well, I was wrong. I’m glad I was wrong.

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3 new pieces of flair: Hand of Eris, the Golden Apple of Discord, and Felix the Cat.

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Getting moved into the new place

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They are very, very fun, but very, very fragile.

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“It’s easy talking shit online”

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Finally took the plunge for a serious flight stand, and got all my crap mounted and set up. Still missing the keyboard stand (on its way). Port Olisar, here I come!!

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SENOR CLEAN, SENOR CLEEEEEEAN!

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Monster blunt: my dad did the roll, I did the filter.

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Got a shiny new DUS brushed steel can, and actually got a clean transfer of the General swirl!

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OH GOD EVERYBODY OUTTA THE OCEAN

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“Only criminals hate cops”

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Rodents incisors are constantly growing, this shows how long the tooth actually is.

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I finally fuckin’ got one, man

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I love living legal. $200 haul.

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The Despair Squid lives!!!

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X-post from r/insanepeopleFacebook

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Makes me hate people every time I see these things

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It’s a fuckin’ gold mine here boys

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Lovely.

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Thought you all would appreciate my new tshirt

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Daily Loadout

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Almost

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Roxy will destroy all your “heavy chewer” toys, and ask for seconds. This is about 20 minutes after delivery.

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“And we’ll make the protestors pay for it”

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Ding Dong!

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Oh my god, FUCK these people

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They failed to hit the iceberg!!!

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The Arcane Bullshit tarot recommends that it not be used without a proper Brass Toad; I’ve finally acquired one.

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Oh now what in the wifi-connected hell

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Literally dropped my phone in shock.

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My brother got a shinified $2 in gas station change

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Stolen from a post that some mods deleted. Who’s in?

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It’s amazing how much difference a tiny bit of pink paint makes

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For fuck’s sake people

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I have found my people

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YOU WANNA GET CLAMPED‽

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Frients, I present to you: baked apple pie shots.

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Murmaider murmaider murmaider

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In times of disorder like this, we should all spread a little more.

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I debated getting this for quite a while, but o finally bit the bullet.

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Stabbity stab stab

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Those chainmaille shoulders are epic IMO

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Everything about this is amazing

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How is this a myth‽

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Got a bunch of shit I’ve been meaning to put on, finally on. Show jacket is always a WIP.

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Today, we celebrate... you! You right there, reading this! Happy Unknown Saints Day!

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God’s Will

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Someone’s stealing your terminology (seen on Seattle public transit)

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It’s Nothingday: Please do not celebrate

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Powermatic III: 6,425 cigarettes and kicking ass (Beretta Elite tubes)

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Now I just gotta wait for CCW applications to start being processed again

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Nope, nope, nope

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS WE MADE IT TO HONG KONG!!!

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Feels like this fits here

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Xpost from r/peopleofwalmart

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First time finding hash at the local shops!

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MIRTH SHALL BE PROVIDED TO ALL; DO NOT RESIST

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This is clearly some obscure branch of Operation Mindfuck

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BEHOLD THE EYE OF COWTOWN

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Nice

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I think he wants a date. He’s certainly preoccupied with penises.

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“Rick and Murky.” Come on, guys.

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From “Sacraments & Rituals of the Discordian Society (a practical guide)”

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I thought you guys might find this interesting: one of the earliest examples of the original source of your sub’s logo! (From my dad’s memorabilia; he drew the logo & put these tournaments on in the late 80’s)

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I do t even know where to start

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Am I the only one who thinks this looks like it should be under a corporate planet?

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Oh sonuvabitch

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I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

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My dad thought he wasn’t allowed to vote in his state; we found out this year he can. Harassing him all day until he gets off his ass and gets to his polling place!

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Arcane Bullshit

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Hope it’s not a repost: from my dad today

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I GOT A WATCH FNORD

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