The doctor walked in as we were taking this and scolded me for not taking my vasectomy more seriously.

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My grandma helping my grandpa have one last cigarette. She hated that he smoked but she loved him more than anything. He died a couple of hours later.

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The broken light inspired me to post this weekend’s Super Hot punch to the flatscreen.

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I guess all things considered we should be thankful it’s not butt beard.

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It’s like regular monopoly with the off chance you’ll catch a nearly eradicated disease.

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I used to be the Director of a non-profit in East Africa. This little boy was running to our meeting after learning someone sponsored him to go to school.

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I see what you did there.

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I’m a dad now, and therefore legally obligated to make these jokes.

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The worst part of these is where the gum balls come out.

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Father/Son Checklist: Grand Canyon Rim to Rim ✔️, Kilimanjaro ✔️, and now the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu ✔️.

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I present to you, “Baby Cheesus.”

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What about red, white, and boozed?

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This badge might not be a big deal to a lot of people but as someone that doesn’t main a single character, finally having something to explain why I don’t have thousands of kills on my tracker is pretty satisfying. Until we get trackers across characters, I’ll display this proudly.

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Just stepping out of the bathroom after a shower and...

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

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My wife thinks it’s time to shave. I need a second opinion.

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15 years into this marriage and she’s not sure which way I’d go with this.

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Not sure where to actually post this. I found this old mascot head for sale in a costume shop. I’m thinking this is a pretty cheap lifelong Halloween costume, but I’m worried it might be offensive. Is it racist?

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