TOOL NEWS: Band issues statement in support of Brass Against: “we’ve been pissing on our fans since we started.”2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
BREAKING NEWS: During the pandemic, Adam Jones discovered there are other keys to play music in besides D Minor.2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
TOOL NEWS: Maynard thinks that Tool dropping a Christmas themed album would be “fucking gay as fuck.” Thoughts? Let’s discuss2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
TOOL NEWS: In an attempt to discover “more creative ways to piss on their fans,” Tool has added Fred Durst as an opener to their 2022 tour.2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
Maynard said he’d personally hand shrooms and acid to any fan who has a Tool tramp stamp. Thoughts?2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
TOOL NEWS: Maynard James Keenan burned his hand on kitchen stove while making dinner, says it’ll delay their next album 13 more years.2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
TOOL NEWS: Adam Jones releases Thanksgiving statement: “We’re grateful for the minority of our fans who think for themselves, the majority who doesn’t, and neither of them for buying our merch.”2yr ⋅ Resident_Foundation3 ⋅ r/ToolBand
