roses are red, new sneakers are fly
I was proud of myself. She promptly unmatched me.
be a door
A reply to Stephen on twitter.
Never responded. Never unmatched.
to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Are these still good to eat?
Cleaning the garage today. Anyone up for some Megamania?
roses are red, and roses are red
Just picked up this classic.
roses are red, this poem has no cliffhanger,
roses are red, the internet is tubes,
The Car Thief (1986) is an Indian movie partly filmed in my hometown of Elgin, IL. I remember going to watch some of the filming with my friends and they crashed some cars. Help me! Attached is the poster.
They put the cat in Kathmandu. Met these two while wandering Nepal.
[GTM] This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around.
[GTM] God lives underwater.
[GTM] The comfort and the joy of feeling lost with the only living boy in new cross.
[GTM] And this I know. His teeth as white as snow.
[GTM] If I speak at one constant volume at one constant pitch. At one constant rhythm. Right into your ear. You still won't hear.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
[GTM] When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers.
[GTM] You tied my lead and pulled my chain to watch my blood begin to boil.
[GTM] My name is Jonas. I'm carrying the wheel.
[GTM] We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound just watch ol' Bandit run.
[GTM] I'm on your case, I'm in your face. Kick you and your father back in place.
[GTM] Say goodbye to the world you thought you lived in.
[GTM] Each morning I get up I die a little. Can barely stand on my feet.
[GTM] Daylight licked me into shape. I must have been asleep for days.
[GTM] There's a new dance that's going around. When the hits start flying you gotta get down.
[GTM] Do you remember the 21st night of September?
[GTM] Crashed on the floor when I moved in. This little bungalow with some strange new friends.
The name of this 7-11 is spelled out.
[GTM] I've never been to heaven but I've been to Oklahoma.
[GTM] Well, I’ve been afraid of changing 'cause I’ve built my life around you.
[GTM] Walk her every day into a shady place. He's like the dark, but I'd want him.
[GTM] Diane's got everything, a helicopter and a submarine.
[GTM] We should all consider bringing back planking.
[GTM] Yeah, I know it gets tired, but it's better when we pretend.
[GTM] And I'm screaming at the top of my lungs pretending the echoes belong to someone.
[GTM] Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas. A freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past.
[GTM] Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable.
[GTM] Chloe don't know better. Chloe just like me, only beautiful.
[GTM] Well there's a girl that lives up the block back in school she could turn all the boy's heads. Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed.
roses are red, my parents were ravers,
[GTM] I just decided I don't trust you anymore.
[GTM] Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies.
[GTM] Come on hide your lovers, underneath the covers.
[GTM] Love is like a razor blade. Double edge and double pain.
[GTM] To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
[GTM] You can't blame 'em. They ain't never seen Versace sofas.
[GTM] New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.
[GTM] Little girl guide, why don't you stop your crying? Here comes Ivor the engine driver to make you feel much better.
[GTM] And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife.
[GTM] Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well, teacher needs to see me after school.
[GTM] I was like, good gracious ass bodacious. Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces.
[GTM] And if you never hear from him that just means he didn't call.
[GTM] And the caravan is painted red and white. That means ev'rybody's staying overnight.
[GTM] I guess I should've closed my eyes when you drove me to the place where your horses run free.
[GTM] She's in love with heaven above, well i think she is religious.
[GTM] You've got your leather boots on.
[GTM] Maybe I've forgotten the name and the address of everyone I've ever known.
[GTM] If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand. If there's a rock and roll heaven, well, you know they got a hell of a band.
[GTM] I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it, we can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it, oh let's dig it. Can you dig it, baby?
[GTM] Somebody said you got a new friend. Does she love you better than I can?
[GTM] They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair. So beat it, but you wanna be bad.
[GTM] A man in my shoes runs a light and all the papers lied tonight.
[GTM] I'm not sick but I'm not well and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell.
[GTM] But I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery.
[GTM] Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand all you have to do is close your eyes.