Roll a 1 and take 1d4 piercing damage if ya catch my drift (also 99% sure it's been posted here already so whatever)5yr ⋅ Rennie22 ⋅ r/dndmemes
this thing is a dong gold mine (might have been done before, but I made it myself so it's OC)5yr ⋅ Rennie22 ⋅ r/ExpandDong
Accordion Thief under the vole if you want a really good nightcap for the new path!5yr ⋅ Rennie22 ⋅ r/kol
I think that the enemies in the mer-kin elementary school can hit you regardless of your moxie, like the dragonfish, even though the wiki says you need 710 or so for safe adventuring. As you can see, the teacher still hit me with a basic attack even with over 1200 Moxie5yr ⋅ Rennie22 ⋅ r/kol
I pretty much just took a few bits from other expand dongs people made, and patchworked it all together, so it's sorta OC5yr ⋅ Rennie22 ⋅ r/ExpandDong
