I’m officially old

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Rising tide lifts all boats etc

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Adulthood truly is a scam

3yr ⋅

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Flexin with my sausage McMuffin

3yr ⋅

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Y’all need to stop sleeping on Idaho girls

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This is getting out of hand

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We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

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What student loans?

3yr ⋅

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This man speaks nothing but truth

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Like looking into a mirror

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Suzie Carmichael was the GOAT

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Sorry not sorry

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He had the nerve to steal my damn toilet smh

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That’s what it takes to be the very best

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Total cost: $5.4 billion

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Tentacle Acres was a scam

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I’m just gonna leave this right here.....

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SpongeBob should have been the manager of the Krusty Krab 2 and I will die on this hill

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Really out here playing mind games 🤔

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So many eyes!

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The truth is the truth...

6yr ⋅

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Daylight Savings Lies

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The American Dream!

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I heard you liked crumbs, so I put crumbs on your crumbs.

3yr ⋅

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Wish I had a personal trainer

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Service with a smile!

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BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

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We’re not talking about this, or this, or this!!

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Papa Palpatine doesn’t mess around

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Mariah is thawing as we speak

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Roasting since 1829

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What song was this for you?

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What is it gonna take until something is done about racist behind cops?!

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You drew an oval! It has to be a circle!

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“I’m straight thin, but gay fat.” I miss Greg and Terry

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Now that’s a four for four!!

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Fluffy no!!

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DO IT

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Ariel said that it was none of her concern 🎶

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PSA: Take care of yourselves Beloved!

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This is Amerikkka, Don’t Catch U Slippin Up

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Here we go again

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Protect your self Kings 👑

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Somebody need to call a plumber 😖

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Locked up tighter than Fort Knox

5yr ⋅

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It’s 2021 why is this so hard!?

3yr ⋅

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Don’t catch you slippin up..... 🇺🇸

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New York is really on some other 💩

6yr ⋅

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Don’t y’all dare mess with my childhood

6yr ⋅

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Jango Fett : “Hello there.”

3yr ⋅

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Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie???

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Plies never misses

1yr ⋅

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I know the groom lol

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Just one more video, then I’m going to bed

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I searched what I searched!!

4yr ⋅

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How does Langley Falls allow a full service bar in an attic?

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James Webb NIRCAM image 3/7/2023

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She didn’t have to do my dog like that

6yr ⋅

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Shots fired

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I’ve just gotten into gardening and wanted to share my first zinnia planting!

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Tip#242: No calls, only texts

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It’s better than being a Princess

6yr ⋅

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Now it’s $27.36 with a $3.00 destination fee

3yr ⋅

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Calm down man, I’m almost done.

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Nothing wrong with a scrapper scrapper!

3yr ⋅

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Atomic Mockingjay

6yr ⋅

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What ever happened to this guy?

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Google wasn’t hiding my symptoms from the world 😷

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“Please understand, it’s not you. It’s your body.” Roger is a terrible date.

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Got them Permit Patty 14s

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Thou shalt not want!

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“But I can change him”

5yr ⋅

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What was the first episode of AD you watched? Mine was ‘Cops and Roger’ and been a Dadder ever since.

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The Struggle is RealTM️

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Don’t buzz around my hood cuh

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In honor of National Pecan Sandies day, I’m pretty sure Roger asked for Pecan Sandies

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I’m in LOVE with da coco

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“Flute island? More like Blue Ball Island”

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You’re worse than Connor!

8mo ⋅

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A shrine to the only man greater than Fung Wah himself

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Arya sure you don’t know her?

5yr ⋅

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At this point I’m not even surprised

3yr ⋅

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What’s your favorite Klaus musical number?

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Y’all want everything but commitment smh 🤦🏾‍♀️

6yr ⋅

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Free 2 day shipping to a wasteland near you!

4yr ⋅

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*cough* Feds Did a Sweep *cough*

5yr ⋅

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How many side hustles does Stan have?

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Cat in the hat ain’t ever coming back

6yr ⋅

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Does anyone know what unicorn slump is?

1yr ⋅

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Bro... bro... are you Nemo bro? People are looking for you bro.

2yr ⋅

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Can we go one day without foolishness Fla?!

6yr ⋅

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Pamela always gets her man

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Onion Article or not; McDonald’s is cancelled for the year

6yr ⋅

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SafeSpaceTM️ Machine Broke

6yr ⋅

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The coolest fraud investigator in Langley Falls

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But you still got her name in your username

6yr ⋅

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Make it make sense

2yr ⋅

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Cmon, give the little guys a chance

6yr ⋅

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To the land of dragons 🐉

5yr ⋅

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“Am I gonna marry her? Hell no. But she don’t need to know that!”

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I love you, 3000.

5yr ⋅

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Congratulations, you played yourself

6yr ⋅

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Harder than a soft right hook from Kimbo

4yr ⋅

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$500 is only enough for a 🅱️loset 🅱️

6yr ⋅

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He asked about visiting the cloud district one too many times..

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Just another example of Black ExcellenceTM️

6yr ⋅

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Can you name anyone else who used to catch TDs and now catches ETs?

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*jazz music stops*

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Trapped in the Jail Cell prod. 2018

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You don’t know the struggle

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Do they even have a kitchen?

4yr ⋅

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Wild while it lasted

3yr ⋅

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Look in your heart. I’m prayin’ to you!!

9mo ⋅

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I tried so hard, and got so far....

2yr ⋅

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I’m trying to see the whole titty son!

6yr ⋅

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The nurse hit my whole Nervix

3yr ⋅

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When it’s 85+ and the complex won’t turn on the air conditioning

1yr ⋅

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Black ExcellenceTM️

6yr ⋅

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A Wrinkle in Pine

6yr ⋅

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My favorite Orient watch

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This show > Dragon Tales

4yr ⋅

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You look up and this is who you see. How do you survive?

7mo ⋅

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Collisions with the ColonizersTM️

6yr ⋅

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She served valiantly by my side, but the highwayman proved too much. RIP

8mo ⋅

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Very Salty Cognac

4yr ⋅

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Treat yo self 2k18

6yr ⋅

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FIGHT!

6yr ⋅

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🎶 DT, are you worried, are you hiding, cuz you going to jail 🎶

6yr ⋅

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This is none of my business but shots fired

5yr ⋅

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Vewy Intawesting...🤔🤔

6yr ⋅

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Nothing but the truth ✊🏾

6yr ⋅

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This edible ain’t shi.......

6yr ⋅

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We miss you President Obama, come back

5yr ⋅

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It’s time for Black Meme History!

6yr ⋅

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TAKE HER TO THE SCIENCE MUSEUM RIGHT NOW

6yr ⋅

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I mean she was still in his heart tho

6yr ⋅

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What’s the best name for Roger’s Gallery?

9mo ⋅

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The Jabari tribe will not challenge today.

6yr ⋅

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Seriously, where do they find these candies?!

6yr ⋅

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Better get out of my way

6yr ⋅

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Bringing nothing but positivity into 2019

5yr ⋅

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Did we all go to the same church growing up?!

6yr ⋅

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It be your own self doubts

6yr ⋅

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It’s Buddy’s 13th Birthday!! Please wish him lots of happy doggo wishes!

5yr ⋅

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Round 1: FIGHT

5yr ⋅

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Countdown to Infinity

6yr ⋅

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Killing off a fictional mascot just to introduce a “toy”

4yr ⋅

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Tell me something I don’t know....

6yr ⋅

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