It’s true I swear...

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You can count on me mom

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Part of the ship, part of the crew

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It’s edjucashional

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Come on in 🤣🤣🤣😚😚😚

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Lol what were they thinking

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Work smarter, not harder

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Get your hands on this delicious investment before it grows old!

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Are you proud papa?

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Family parties will never be the same

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Get out of my head

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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Honestly she’s a bad mom

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Ohhhh yeah

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How does she do that?

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Big brain time

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The four horsemen of DDD

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Boi going fast as fuck

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Let’s go boys! Dinner time!

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Put er’ there!

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Suddenly starts making dad jokes

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Yee haw

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WE’LL be there for you

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Go put in a sweater if you’re so cold

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They tried to pull a sneaky on me

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That wasn’t what I asked for grandpa

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Now my conscience is clear

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It was me, water, the entire time!

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Oh thank goodness! I forgot I don’t care

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*lifts one leg*

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Wait till she hears the lore

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Why didn’t we listen?

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Bow down before me

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INDENTIFY YOURSELF!

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Bunch of followers

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My email spam folder is calling

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They’re all burning. I can’t watch

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Now I’ll go find a shop where I can sell it all

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Finally, a cure

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You want work experience? Check out my 2.7 million karma and sort by top all time!

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Yeet the child

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No one ever think about the crabs

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I’d rather die than get caught

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Never stop grinding

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Live mom reaction

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Come on in the waters fine

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The doctor became very concerned

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Venting

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Invest now! Then take a well deserved break!

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Or maybe it was bussy. Hard to tell on aliens

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We are thriving

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The 6th sense

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They like to splash around

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Jesus fill me with your love

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I keep ending up in Blackreach

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Give it to me daddy mothman

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We have more issues than that

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I... *pants* did it...

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Now it’s time for so long

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She doesn’t know about my true talent

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War... war never changes...

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Bathroom domination

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Blind cops? What?

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It’s like I was born for this

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I also forgot my room key

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I think I came too soon

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Probably because they’re so sneaky

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It’s less efficient that way

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Invest for some surprising profits in the morning!

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Pew pew

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I thought they were convulsions of pleasure

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...

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Keeps the keeps the keeps

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He was too powerful to be contained anyway...

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Stay away Succuthot

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Spin it

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They don’t stand a chance

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Get wrecked

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You just can’t be too careful

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Le great prankster has arrived

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But Raphael... it’s not fair...

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Invest in a total waste of your time! Panda formats are always relevant!

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American health system moment

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Our savior will rise

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Clearly we haven’t met

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little brother is gonna test it when I’m done

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I’m trying!

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You won’t be able to hide the stench of these profits for long! Grease up and invest!

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Do something about it

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Your honor, it’s a medical condition

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I got your back bro. You take it from here!

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It was a good run

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It’s showtime

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You were a tad overzealous

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Adios

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Go out in style! Invest in euphoria filled death!

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Time for some ring toss

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Tell me where the peen goes. This is just a test

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Tis but a scratch...

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Please don’t buy them

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Maybe I can trick her to get me a happy meal too. That’s 2 toys.

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Accuracy 100

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Ladies be drying up faster than a spoonful of cinnamon

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Thanks doc

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Carl on duty

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Lurkers gonewild

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“Accidentally”

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Adding on to the other meme

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Moment

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Roast beef?

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Still waiting...

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I’m sure we’ll find it soon bro

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Get prankd

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The train is full, but I am alone

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Incognito google, what’s the zebra without stripes and a long neck called?

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He battled to win back everything he lost

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And the entire house shook

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Never let her get to 0

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She chose me!

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Gotta save money where you can

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They won’t notice till later

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Bring it on in bro

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Oh yeah it’s all coming together

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That would be ridiculous mom

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It was all mush? Always has been.

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Sir, I think you’ve had enough bud lights. Please get off the stage with the animatronic jug band.

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I’m going to do this

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It looks like science experiment under there

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This is the future they want

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He is the chosen one!

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Oh god it was true

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She said I’m her little hero

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Hear me out

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Don’t F with Joo Dee

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Thanks for the idea brain!

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It’s growing

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Gonna buy myself a little more time

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Investing is what you do and profiting is why you’re here.

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I can’t get up, I just got perfectly comfortable

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