They’re so used to it

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What exactly do you mean by that...

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Wish I could come up with something...

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*bumps head* maybe I’m Godzilla?

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Had to think fast

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It’s usually how they end up breaking

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I’ll be out of your way in just a second

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Or just insert a random emoji

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Sorry, I come from a family of heathens

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Yum delicious teeth

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Gotta go fast

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It’s ok just put it in rice

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I’ll always have fond mammaries

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Damn... 0 points into stealth

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Earth moves through our solar system at 30 kilometers per second, our solar system moves through the galaxy at 220 km/s, etc

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Why do they even have so many lanes?

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Goodbye mr crab

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It’s been an honor serving with all of you

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No time to scrape...

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Don’t remember inviting you

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Swimming motions upcoming

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I’ll keep this between you and me pop

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Sigma rule number 237

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This hurts me more than it hurts you

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Finally I can emerge

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My neck hurts

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Life hacks

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Gotta call Home Depot for a new front door now tho

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me_irl

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I was getting a little sudsy

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They’re vibin on the sidewalk

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You fell for it you fool

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Can I get a little space please?

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Cannon ball contest boys

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Oops

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They’re too sigma

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Yes mom I know you’re busy

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That’s how traffic starts

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Virginity still intact!

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It was the saddest walk of my life

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Uh oh

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(I just want to help)

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KACHOW!

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No one is interrupting this

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It’s a surprise tool that will help us later!

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5 second rule still applies in the subway?

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Carl on duty

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t for time to leave

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Hippity hoppity America is now my property

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Glory to spez ’s small pp

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Just tap the back end and spin them out

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My clenching powers are quite formidable woman

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I’ve won

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No one talks about the menace of the illegally blind

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You guys know you lost right?

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Why do I do this?

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You’re under arrest your honor

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The whole bag is mine now

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Always get the revenge you deserve

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me_irl

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I’ll procrastinate later

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This is the way

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Especially since I’m 30 years old

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That’s why it’s illegal

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She never let me get past her!

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It’s just a matter of perspective

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Yum Cannibalism

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Come on out. I’m ready

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AITA?

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Haha suckers. I’m on my way to candy town

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This feels whaley good baby

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Spin it

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Some call her the emoji master

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Not cool mom

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I’ll have my revenge old man

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Join me fellow patriots

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I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career

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They must have heard about my exploits

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There’s some questionable stuff back there

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Free the nipple!

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A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

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Who does this guy think he is?

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F no nut November

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It’s a vicious cycle

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I’d rather die than get caught

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Bzzzzzzzzz

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Gotta go fast

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Advertising wizards!

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Thanks kid

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And beyond!

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me_irl

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The return of dankmemes! Thank you for your patience.

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Which game is this for you?

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It’s a new Lego set

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Round trip? Lol

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Step brooo

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Initiating scan

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Snitches get stitches

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This is the future “they” want

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I demand you retract that statement

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Allah, not those virgins...

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Do you think I’ll get the job?

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I’m trying my best...

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Control your monsters

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Wait a minute...

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It’s torture

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Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me

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My great great great great great grandfather

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I’m sure he’ll understand

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That ain’t me

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2 day and 2 seconds

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The times they are a changin’

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Or chat roulette

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Oh no, not again...

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All fixed

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Add a title

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Yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

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Too little, too late...

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Please no, my eyes!

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Earth moves through our solar system at 30 kilometers per second, our solar system moves through the galaxy at 220 km/s, etc

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Grab it. Do it

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We’ll be together forever

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Oops

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$3000 set up just to play Garfield Kart

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It’s a big savings

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The old misdirection

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Guess I should try to stay off the sidewalk

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They don’t stop till you wave back

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He must have got confused when I said I need modeling clay

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Laughing all the way to probably hell

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Let’s just get this over with

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Only 10% in the bowl

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I just wanted some tendies

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Uh oh right through...

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That’s classified information

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me_irl

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They’ve seen some things

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me_irl

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That’s classified

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What could have beat the power?

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Context in the comments

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Aaaaand it’s gone

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Can you give me... a hand?

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I wonder what powers he’ll get

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Might as well make it 2 hours now

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Part 2: balls

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I have so much they’ll never catch me

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That will be 5k dollars please

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POV: someone stole this meme from me and posted it to me_irl

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