My coworker released a pallet of car battery on my toes. I thought I was a goner. But the Xrays came back. Nothing broken or fractured. Raise your milk. Praise Calcium.5yr ⋅ RegectGameTheoriest ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Grabbed a honey bun out of the vending machine in the break room, just got done throwing up.5yr ⋅ RegectGameTheoriest ⋅ r/walmart
Mrs.Freshly Honeybun filled with ants. Didn’t look when I opened it andThrew up immediately.5yr ⋅ RegectGameTheoriest ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Captainsparklez should get a car like this for the irony6yr ⋅ RegectGameTheoriest ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
