Pizza time!

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Make sure you screenshoot this

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It’s a me...Patio

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A solid piece of advice

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Those damn cats

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Strange question but okay

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There has to be an -inator for this

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Get off the damn phone

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Don’t flatter yourself

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Keep talking

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That’s what she said

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Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

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This will definitely happen

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meirl

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For the love of money

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Why do I hear maracas

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It’s been a minute

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Can relate

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Can’t give them the satisfaction

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[Image] Be mindful of your thoughts

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He is the one

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I’ll let you off with a warning this time

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Order for Stan?

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He’s onto something

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Tired I am

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The importance of perspectives

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We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray!

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Survey says!

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Absolute pain

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Now enjoy a word from our sponsors

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A fatal miscalculation

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The blue looks amazing

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But I love running laps

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We get it, you have bright lights

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The basketball gods do favor me

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This needs to be in science textbooks

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I’m glad I learned that

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Jarvis, initiate the social protocol

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He definitely said this about Judas

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He may be onto something

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Dad jokes

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Think before you speak

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Protector of flavors

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Look at you now

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Evasive maneuvers, boys!

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Don’t forget to eat!

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Same phrase, different meanings

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A great dad in the making

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I think this is fair

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Chapter 4: The Importance of Physical Activity

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It had to be done

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Easier said than done

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Relatable

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And that is a fact

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Defiantly couldn’t be me

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I’m sure he won’t have the “intangibles” that they’re looking for

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It’s come full circle

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There’s no way they can pay rent flipping burgers twice a week

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And a happy new year

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That’s one way to look at it

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It’s hard to resist

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I can come back another time

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They didn’t teach this in school

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All of these are true

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I’ve been there too, kid

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Fuck off will ya?

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Don’t forget step 3

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I can’t defend this

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Still funny

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All natural!

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I’m guilty of this

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I am Groot

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A complete deal breaker

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I can’t unsee this now

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Hiya Georgie!

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In addition, there will be a press conference about forgiveness and God

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Stares at camera

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Is this a load of barnacles?

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Just give us one more chance

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One of the better feelings

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Did I stutter?

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Make sure to include your location

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Order in the court

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I said what I said

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I still feel that hand on my shoulder

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Also, I’d like to speak with your manager

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Now he’s definitely giving Petey’s mom those piggy back rides

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Definition of going the extra mile

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It’s almost that time again

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It’s good to see that people are still keeping their sense of humor

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Or “Enjoy your movie”

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So many questions

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Ahh yes, just what I was looking for

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Answers we need

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Oh the memories

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Not going to happen

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Big brain time

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I’ll start, freshman in college

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Thoughts?

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