You there. Fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize my tires, posthaste8yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby. I just want you to know, if you ever feel stressed out from studying or whatever I'm always up for some Hacky Sack. Or if you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bass player for the Pretenders.9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Plus, tag team robot wrestling! It’s the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars.8yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But first, our second-prize winner and the recipient of this handsome shoe buffer... Ned Flanders!9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've got an idea, Mr. Simpson. Why don't you get somethin' to eat from our food truck?9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular.8yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your brother told you to help us with this car. Yeah, he did. Well, then, why don't you get us some coffee?8yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ahoy there, dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, of course you'd say something like that, Marge. You've hated Ned for years. In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All those years caged up in here-- why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?10yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kids have a lot of money these days. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them.9yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
-So that's it after 20 years? So long and good luck? -I don't recall saying good luck.10yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I knew it! I knew it! Because why would they have our national grammar rodeo in another nation?7yr ⋅ Redrumey ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
