The made up trump/xyz tickets really illustrate the frightening fantasy world these people live in1yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/InfowarriorRides
Wife rescued a pregnant barn cat so the kittens wouldn't go feral. Found homes for all of them, but we're keeping this guy. Reddit, meet Arthur.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/aww
Some were mildly amusing at first... But I don't need to refinance my home and I don't need to be reminded after every 5 legit posts.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The Olsen twins attended the Met Gala last night, cosplaying as the last 2 gelfling from The Dark Crystal.7yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/funny
Just doing my part to ensure that this gif never fades into obscurity4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Doing school work at home and turns out my daughter is legit ambidextrous4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Just got a robotext from the NC GOP and I have no idea why. It looks like they recognize fuck you as another way to say unsubscribe, though.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
This is the pen I used to vote trump out. You can, too. Early voting is quick and easy across Wake County.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
[Screenshot] Am I the only one who hates this TV & Video thing? Why can't we just put whatever TV/video apps we want into a folder however we want, just like it used to be?5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/PS4
Transplants can't even put the apostrophe in the right place, y'all.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
How much before Dutch shuts the hell up about needing more money?5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
Just discovered that my POS estranged parents are selling this bullshit to my 90 year old grandparents by the case. My grandpa is apparently drinking it daily and believes the lies. It's just salt water. I'm fucking livid right now.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/antiMLM
Infinitely disappointed that you can't eat here. Arthur needs to experience dumplings.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
LIL DON DON FORGOT HIS CAPS LOCK! HOW ELSE WILL WE KNOW HE'S ALLUDING TO THE EMERGENCY WE'RE IN?!5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Meanwhile, in r/Raleigh, people act like a bunch of crybabies because mods said they'll ban fascist, seditious, insurrectionist trumper shitheads. Fuck enablers, too.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Despite everything else wrong with this picture, all I can see is that hair4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
When you really want the new Cybertruck, but all you've got is a Prius and a sawzall3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
Remember the I love you kids truck posted recently? Here's the side of it.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/SchizophreniaRides
Hoping this isn't a violation of rule 1, but I'm pretty sure it's not due to the fact that MLM huns pushing them on social is specifically why they're in the lead as most annoying4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/antiMLM
Our new goodboy, Kai, got to experience the dog park for the first time in his life today. I think he liked it.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/aww
[Homemade] Shrimp wonton and ramen noodle soup with Cornish game hen broth4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/food
No no no, he said GRAB them by the pussy, not... Eh, never mind, good job.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I know everyone is worried about coronavirus, but I'm pretty sure someone just got raptured in the Blount St parking deck...4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Not sure if this is pandering, or just a genius mnemonic teaching method...4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/NorthCarolina
To the degenerate who left their garbage propped against a tree by the trail at Umstead: don't worry (not that you would), I cleaned up after your trashy ass.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
As a hiring manager, this person wouldn't even get an interview3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/justdependathings
Famous surgeon shuts down anti-vaxx apologist, then proceeds to get sassy5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
WHY does Google Photos do this? A new stylized photo is ready for you! I'm turning these deep-fried notifications off now.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/shittyHDR
I mean, I don't advocate or condone violent measures, but come on, the man's diet is a violent measure. Patience, indeed.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I mean, I get AI generated faces, but... There's a market for this? Enough to warrant paying for Reddit ads?4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Weird
Went to see Jurassic World today at the Regal Cinema at Cary Crossroads and was accosted by this when leaving the theater. Regal will never receive another penny from me.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Sorry it's so long, but this is literally what my dad sent me for my birthday last week.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/ForwardsFromKlandma
If you haven't played with this app yet, look it up, it's awesome! It's early access, so no link sharing option, hence the screen shot. It uses the 10+ ToF sensor to see in the dark and it works!4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/galaxynote10
Resident asshole, Arthur, somehow got to one of the fishing poles hanging up in our garage. Thanks for a vet bill we don't need, buddy!4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
9am launch day, Gotcha scooters still aren't deployed, but they're visible inside their warehouse... Also, their app's ID scanner accepted a picture of a drink coaster as my license, but won't accept any of my credit or debit cards 🤦♂️4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
[SPOILER] Tried to grab a screen capture of the iconic original RDR cover, but got lucky with something possibly even cooler.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
Newly elected Sheriff in Wake County, NC. Looks like things are gonna take a bit longer now.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/CCW
Can't keep up with a 72 year old man at 27, too busy being a beta.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Started playing Days Gone this week and hooked my bike up with this sweet decal today4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/bigfoot
Defending pit bulls by saying you hope a dead child suffered and that all kids die4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I've gotta say, the calm before the storm really is quite beautiful.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
These are the last 2 full jars in existence of honey from my grandfather's bees. He's about 90, his swarms left several years ago and these jars are about 20yo. Question for you guys in the comments.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/mead
Plott hounds are very rare, ranked 171 of 195 by the AKC in popularity. Despite their legitimate and documented rarity, pits and apologists have entered the Plott sub thanks to dishonest rescues and shelters.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
Ordered an early anniversary gift for my wife and just picked it up from the shop.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Glocks
Did this wake everyone else up today, too? Quarantine me wasn't prepared for a klaxon by my head at 7am after practically becoming nocturnal.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Saw this on a layover in Charlotte flying home last week. Step up your game, Charlotte, this is pitiful 🤣5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
How can we publicize the fact that we collectively despise these guys just as much as the general public does?4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/CCW
Southern Raleigh just got blasted by the biggest hail I've ever seen here. My yard looks like an industrial ice maker exploded in it.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
The back was covered in Trump stickers too, but I couldn't get a picture of that and still show that they're sleeping in their car on a patio furniture pad laid over the flattened passenger seats.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Trumpgret
Yes, we know, you have poignant and original thoughts about YTM, Spotify, Plex, Apple Music and every other potential alternative. Thanks for sharing.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/googleplaymusic
Got the keys to our new warehouse/office space today. Greeted by this amazing mural of downtown the first time I walked in.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Whoever's kid this is has to move now. New Jersey says they'll take you.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/NorthCarolina
Yeah, I can't take any more of this kid popping up in my feed. He's constantly being retweeted by fellow liberals who aren't so mindful of the fact that freedom and self preservation aren't partisan.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/2ALiberals
Christ, could you bastards please learn to drive? The map looks like a damn Christmas tree every night now.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Insanity is scrawling disjointed text on your vehicle while thinking you're a stable genius.1yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/InfowarriorRides
Ahh, fall! The time of year when your summer carry magically becomes your winter carry because you're 6'3, 200lbs and have no trouble concealing a mid-size all year 🍃🍂🍁🥧🎃4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/CCW
TIL you can convert a regular pickup into a dually yourself2yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
Are we still cool with bizarro-infowarriors here? Because this one made my dick hurt.3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/InfowarriorRides
Just adopted this sweet little guy today. Figured I'd share since Reddit seems to love that sort of thing.7yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/gaming
Take that, random internet stranger who dares disagree with me!5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Spotted this nutter at a stop light the other day, are there any nutter boxes they didn't check?5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
When you're about to leave for the dog park, then dad gets a phone call, so you pout and stare at the back yard for 10 minutes.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Hounds
Spent George Washington's birthday grinding the molding nubs off of new tires4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/bicycling
Who knew HDR could turn an Indian Giant Squirrel rainbow colored and take you to the front page?7yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/shittyHDR
Just discovered that my POS estranged parents are selling this pyramid scheme bullshit to my 90 year old grandparents by the case. My grandpa is apparently drinking it daily and believes the lies. It's literally just salt water. I'm fucking livid right now. $120 per case of 4 bottles.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Had this for years, never used it, decided today I'll grow myself a friend for the global pandemic.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/pics
The ironic part is, I walked up behind him across an empty restaurant to take this, then all the way back to my booth without him noticing.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/iamverybadass
I just bought the last one they had in stock after 3 years on the shelf.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
So, this guy comes floating down our street today at 7:30 am, waves and says mornin'!, then lands in our neighbors' yard...6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/pics
The world's tallest flower, amorphopallus titanum, is booming today at Plant Delights Nursery in Raleigh.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
Not sure if this is pandering, or just a genius mnemonic teaching method...4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
The forehead glasses really set off that sweet, wispy braid.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Surge protector fried my PS4 Pro, filing a claim with the manufacturer, went to walmart.com to get a replacement price. Noticed this was the most helpful negative review. Kinda worried about the geniuses from this sub having internet access.4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/peopleofwalmart
TIL Raleigh has a 1% (outlaw) MC just outside city limits whose sign and logo are covered in nazi SS symbols. WTF, why is this trash here?4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/raleigh
[SPOILER] With all the tiny nuanced details in this game, I'm scratching my head at how this sacred Wapiti site is still smoldering, embers and all, in the epilogue after 8 years...5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
I feel like this is the most American response possible to Japan's 300 flavors of KitKat3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/pics
Why do flocks of crows get to be called a murder? It would be so much more appropriate here.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/BanPitBulls
When your parrot won't stop cussing in front of your in-laws.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
The Performance Bike location that I built, then managed for 5 years has been turned into the Christmas version of a Spirit Halloween store...4yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/bicycling
Since when does Zipcar have Crosstreks with Yakima roof racks?!5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/XVcrosstrek
[I ate] Egg, andouille sausage and white cheddar croissant with beignets and chicory au lait5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/food
I'm not seeing the battery problems on 2.5 that people have been talking about. In fact, it's quite the opposite for me. Am I the only one?3yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/galaxynote10
Gimme that 'not sure if it's a middle finger or a dick, but it could offend someone's grandmother either way' cut.6yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
With the looming Snowpocalypse, let us never forget the Raleigh Snowmageddon of 2014. Let us also never forget that there are NO Subarus in this photo.5yr ⋅ RealEzraGarrison ⋅ r/subaru
