I made these when the Roe v Wade vote draft was released, but now I’m afraid to put one on my car.

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How do you like my chrochet yoshis?

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This 58-yo dad still dyeing eggs even though all the kids have left the nest.

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D’Arcy Carden = my latest crush

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I can’t see it any other way.

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Yo Baltimore.

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No. No it does not.

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I can’t see it any other way.

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If this is you, you need a new license plate. Also, fuck you.

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This is Pippi MaryJane (she was born on 4/20 in 2019). She talks nonstop and is the sweetest cat I have ever had.

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Found these old drinking game rules my wife and I made for the finale of Season 8! 😂

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My view from the bathroom every morning before work.

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But how ELSE can I pretend to ice skate in the bathroom??

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I work at a printing company. Just looked at the file for these checks we are producing. The endorsement lines on the back are actually teeny, tiny, unreadable words.

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Neighbor’s kid had a birthday...

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What are these??

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Oh man, even Oscar Wilde was guilty.

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Postcard promoting eco-friendly practices is laminated and can’t be recycled. (The lamination is matte, soft-touch, and not visible in the photo.)

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Merlot, one of my rescued babies, was very skittish but he’s gotten better. He’s quite chubby now. He likes shirt caves.

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