Buy, register, hodl, and break the cycle.

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Nothing to see here. Just a bunch of federal housing securities down over 50% today. Totally normal in a robust, thriving economy that’s totally NOT on the brink of collapse.

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Glad GME is over $330 right now, but...

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You damn, dirty Apes! I love each and every one of you!

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DFV is still in? Yeah, I think I’ll hold too.

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‘Tis the season

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It’s Memorial Day, and time to honor the shares that have fallen... out of the clutches of financial terrorist Kenneth Griffin. DRS is the way.

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Mostly a lurker here, but I am proud to see so many people fed up with the broken system of exploiting labor and actually doing something about it! Keep up the good (anti)work.

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Why I will hold til after the peak. It made me realize what some are doing. 3 months salary! Wow! I’m fortunate enough to have xxx shares, and will likely buy 1 or 2 more today (payday). Anyway, just a reminder - we want ALL apes to be rich, no matter how many shares they have. Not financial advice.

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Wasn’t planning to buy more, but I guess that’s what I’m doing today.

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I absolutely love that they specially state “Dtc Stock Withdrawals (DRS)” on their letters. BTW, I bought these games new, so I know how to hold. DRS is the way!

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Hey HedgeFucks, don’t shoot your whole load on Monday morning. Save some illegal shorting in case GME releases good news later on in the week.

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Virginians know.

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Went out on 1 date, had a decent enough time, and exchanged numbers. Two weeks of inconsistent, unenthusiastic back and forth before we set up date #2. I thought about it and then did the right thing. Turns out, we were on the same wavelength. DON’T GHOST PEOPLE, we’re supposed to be adults.

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She appeared to be a little salty that I asked.

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Reposted to cover the barcode. Early DRSer checking in. I’ve had the 271 locked up for a while, and added 30 more today.

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Couldn’t quite get to 741 before the dividend, but glad to have every one of these shares out of the brokerages. DRS is the way.

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Office building lit up at night! Meet WestRock, the corrugated packaging company. They’re working around the clock to make boxes for all the Shitadel employees who are going to be cleaning out their desks in the immediate future.

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Hedgies want us to sell. Am I doing this right?

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GME......................AMC, BB, PTLR, AMD

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+69. I am 74.1% DRSed. So far.

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I found her, boys! And for only a $500 security deposit. Should I provide personal or professional references?

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Nice GG posted that portion of the interview, but forgive my continued skepticism that he will ultimately do the right thing.

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Hedgies want us to sell. Am I doing this right?

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MSM making repeated, desperate attempts to let everyone know the “GameStop craze” is over. Now I’m going to DRS even harder.

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Filming the Walking Dead on the north side of the Lee Bridge today.

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Saw this in City Hall - today.

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The last thing to grow on the tendie tree... is the tendies.

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My Christmas bonus. Just kidding. I also got a card telling me how much I’m appreciated.

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HedgeFucks think I’ll get bored with sideways movement and sell? Bitches, I played Myst for months, trying to figure out what that stupid lever did. I’m a gamer and will HODL as long as it takes.

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Listen up, fellow apes! I just found my first ever four leaf clover. It is now inevitable that the MOASS is upon us!

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Just move along, people. Move along. Nothing to SEC here.

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Then you get tendies.

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Smile, it’s Tuesday!

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I am reposting - and so should you.

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Blooms in Hollywood Cemetery.

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Panicked, and bought xxx more by cashing in a chunk of my 401k. So fucking jacked!

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Backpack cat! In Carytown today.

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Dexter is such a ladies man. And he’s right. We can do so much better.

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I was by the parking lot to the flood wall in Manchester, when I found my first ever four leaf clover!

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Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac, seen yesterday on Arthur Ashe Blvd.

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Beer from Triple Crossing, glass from Vasen. Both breweries in Richmond, VA.

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When hedgies ask how much it’ll cost them to buy one of my $GME shares...

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Alright boys, some heavy duty DD here, but I think I figured out why our rocket hasn’t taken off yet.

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So I actually loved her fuckup on the initial contact, and we have our first date on Wednesday.

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ComputerShare bulk purchase for today?

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So apparently she didn’t get my pun - and Wednesday didn’t sound good to her. No response yet, but my interest level is much lower now.

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The latest haul from my local Total Wine And More

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I walk by this “island” next to the Potterfield Bridge almost every day. I haven’t seen this much of it above water since before Halloween. The James has been so high for so long!

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Sorry, I can’t hear you because the volume is so low.

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In Virginia, we show off one jacked tit on the official seal of our Commonwealth. While literally standing on tyranny. Holding a giant dildo.

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Which one of you apes bought that share at 11:09?

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