I just got my period! Time to snapchat pictures of it to all my friends.

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My sink cat has grown so much!

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Well, the dog stole the cat's bed.

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They stock allergy medicine in the cat aisle

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I'm calling my mom.

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Yesterday, I met Frazer Hines (Jamie McCrimmon). He was cosplaying as the Second Doctor.

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Minerva is always able to distract me from getting work done

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Minerva is such a hard-working cat

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Let's just ignore the fact that the bible is paraphrased and translated.

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She sure does love her cheeseburgers.

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What's the point of speed limits anyway?

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Whenever I'm home, this guy watches me sleep.

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At age 16, I wore red eyeliner/mascara because I thought it made me look more vampiric.

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My dishwasher and the cabinet under my sink can't be open at the same time.

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And on the eighth day, God unclenched the buttocks.

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My roommate isn't home.

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