Here, Frylock, I made you this shirt. 100% pubic. I figured you to be a large, but I went extra large, 'cause I know it's gonna shrink in the wash. That's right. I want you to wash this with the rest of your clothes.3yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/adultswim
Oh you gonna love this, boy. Tyrone calls you up, you know, in the game, and he says, I can dig more clams than you, stupid! And you've got to say, Nuh-uh, boy! And then y'all gotta race down to the beach with your buckets and your shovels. And the object of the game... is to find parking.3yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/adultswim
Bad news, Sheriff...LISA SIMPSON. Some Indians took all the...MCNUGGETS.5yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I need to conduct a space battle in here, but after that, it's bedtime. I ain't playin' around...I am playing around, yes, with space...toys, but i'm not playing around when it comes to bedtime.3yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/adultswim
This one time? I ate boiled peanuts. I mean, like a whole lot of 'em, right? And I'd like to get sick......know what I mean?3yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/adultswim
Now I'd like to introduce our Grand Marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White5yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or failing that, a cool wet sack.4yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks. And that's if I order them today...which I won't.5yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Redditor receives a 6 figure settlement because his landlord yelled at his kid.5yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/thatHappened
Anyone remember the game show Video Power and The Power Team segment?3yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/nostalgia
It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay robots of Star Wars5yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Is this the callback for that porno film? Look, I was a little nervous that day, but I'm all man.4yr ⋅ rail_means_rail ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
