I shall eat your grave.
Today I learned there's a bumble bee bat! So tiny!
Root canal rage
Wonder Bread Woman
PUPPERS ARE MODS, POST ASLEEP
Show some appreciation for your sanity preserver.
Will you please do that one petting thing on my head?
Junior Dogberg Pug (found in /r/aww)
My period is very heavy and bathroom trips are so frequent. I feel like Lady MacBeth.
Congratulations, Alabama! You did it!
HIFW people wander into subs from /r/all (or because they're defaults) and complain about the content.
[Humor] Why it's important to pay attention to which sub you're in before you comment.
Men's insides aren't a maze the way women's insides are.
I'm hoping it's just a vocal minority.
The Jedi of Tamar
Trolls, it may not be leggings per se, but my husband got me some faux fur-lined footless tights. They're so warm and so comfortable! (And so big! I can pull them up to practically my bra line!)
MRW I'm doing laundry and I find, stuck to the drum of the dryer, the remains of a panty liner.
Good Guy EA
Squeee! I just bought the last item in the Goodies shop! Now I can start saving up my golden fishies for cat food! (100% freemium play! It just takes patience!)
So this is us now? Onion-decorated kitty lovers?
How rude! (Inspired by the brew pub thread.)
The level-up message seems apropos to the event.
Yes, my spine curves a bit, but this morning I woke up with the worst stiff neck I've had in a very long time. Menthol gel and pain pills are taking their sweet time.
I'm depressed and lonely. I crave human interaction, but I don't have the energy for human interaction.
cutting costs (taken from /r/comics)
My body's response to Depo. Three days after I think I'm done...
[OC-ish] For horror or Halloween fans.
With her perma-blep, I feel like Lil Bub should be our mascot.
Any recommendations for a good find-a-friend app or service?
Gives new meaning to dog park.
Guys, I *finally* got Señor Don Gato *and* Mr Meowgi at the same time!
I noticed one of The Collider's tasks...
I just spent an inordinate amount of time fishing out the applicator, and now my legs don't like me anymore. This seems perversely appropriate.
Found in /r/atheismrebooted. A claim from UK rag The Sun that the soul is quantum information that can survive the body's death. (Link to snapshot.)
[Fun and Games] A sandwich shop not far from my house.
We got the future house on the right. Did we ever get the future house on the left?
I do feel guilty, but sometimes convenience wins. Does this make me a bad vegetarian?
Grammatical gender is so sexist!
I saw this and thought of you, my friends. (Link in the comments!)
Am I just not supposed to have friends?
What specific variety of winter squash is this? Ohio, USA
Mastiff and kitten
Dude, Mars goes *fast*.
I'm too young to feel this old. Advice for dealing with hip pain?
It's a good thing I know for a fact I'm not pregnant.
Regular verb endings. Vaguely inspired by the Romance rubric, but not a Romlang.
What's going on with this guy's elbow? It makes it look like the shadow is some solid geography that he's emerging from.
Celebrating my one-year streak by starting Irish!
At the bottom of Mission Control: Watch & Launch. Redeem 5 today. What is that and what *exactly* does it do?
I beat the Live Your Profits event, without spending any gold or megabucks.
Whoever invented Dutch and German were very inconsiderate toward English speakers.
Found this under the cushions of my second-hand couch. Does anyone recognize it from anywhere?
MRW after only a few days, a grand total of an hour and a half on hold, and one minor run-around, the hospital agrees that they over-charged me and tells me they'll send me a new bill for 1/5 of what the surprise statement was asking for.
What is this style of stovetop called? I know it's electric, but the burners are solid, not coiled. I'm in the market for a new oven and I want one with this kind of range top, but I don't know what it's called.
I, I just ... no words.
Does this work? Why is it okay to be on the desktop rather than in a particular system folder?