Kelly’s mind goes blank during fights with her ex-husband. Only once he’s left does she remember she wanted to call him a “dingbat.”

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NYer knows about cat hostages

2yr ⋅

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What in anthropomorphization?

3yr ⋅

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Officer, I haven’t seen the man in weeks.

5yr ⋅

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My neighbors cat sits on top of cars and demands pats when you walk by (like this).

7yr ⋅

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Misty had a coke problem, in that her husband thought she drank too much coke. No more husband—problem solved.

4yr ⋅

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OG makeup vendetta

3yr ⋅

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Ummm [Brand Name / Product Drop] We Need to TALK 💀💀💀

3yr ⋅

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Discouraged by her bad luck in love, Jeanine turns to the healing power of crystals, tarot cards and “me time.”

5yr ⋅

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Tamlin, is that you?

2yr ⋅

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Make the toothpaste look like skincare, a marketing strategy

2yr ⋅

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The girls at Super Cuts make Dave feel alive again. Unfortunately, they give everyone the exact same haircut and this is it.

5yr ⋅

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Gabe inspired marketing campaign

5yr ⋅

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[Acne] Cool acne journey story on Leandra Medine's newsletter today (link in comments)

2yr ⋅

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halloween weak tutorial for my favorite pores, works on all head shapes

5yr ⋅

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not secs but still pretty good for a pore

6yr ⋅

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Lo0king @ tHe sHaDe RAngE liKeEe

5yr ⋅

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Link the Tourist

6yr ⋅

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Yiga Sighting at Whole Foods

6yr ⋅

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Question: For which Pokemon's next gen evolution are you most ready?

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