Why does everything have to be some f*cking omnichannel extrasensory food-sperience?1mo ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/StupidFood
Not my cat living in my air b and b in Puerto Rico. We had coffee and a cigarette every morning on the beach. I'll miss those pretty eyes.2yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/notmycat
Troll hoists self onto cross, takes selfie, then runs to runs to fellow Persecution Fetishists to cry about it.1yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
The Gays are stealing all the compliments from cis white dudes!!!1yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
Guarding an armoire I found on the sidewalk til my friend with a truck arrives. The Soup N*zi is FINISHED!3yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/seinfeld
I had to write my hateful diatribe BY HAND and then put it in THE MAIL not THE EMAILS!1yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/Boomerhumour
If you love Kenneth as much as I do, let's meet up later and smoke some druuuug cigarettes!5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/30ROCK
I have been waiting for this sketch for 2 years ever since I saw an actual commercial encouraging people to mail them poo samples.2yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/LiveFromNewYork
saw someone testing a delivery drone on my way to work today. It follows it's keeper and made some R2D2 blips when it's keeper stopped too long to chat with me.1yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Hello. Good meeting. I drink coffee, please. Tracy had the BEST lines in the pilot. Fight me.5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/30ROCK
Science is a liar sometimes. Using Macs evolution argument to own the cons...2yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/IASIP
Looking for Holiday themed SNL eps, came across this amazingness. This is how a show stays popular over nearly 50 years.3yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/LiveFromNewYork
It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore pornography.5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
My friend sent me this pic of these hideous shoes she bought. When I asked her if she got them from the Blowze Barn, she said no, Zulily. This made us realize Zulily is the Blouse Barn of the internet.5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/SchittsCreek
I know this is MEME gold, but I'm so tired from walking tho. Make me proud Schitt Heads.5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/SchittsCreek
Dat dang ol' possum uppin censored Verna on HULU! They friggen bleeped her comment about...I'm afaraid to say....it rhymes with snotty snippin?5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/30ROCK
If I was locked in a room with Hitler, Stalin, Toby and a gun with 2 bullets...5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Does anyone recognize this small seed? Almond is for scale. Purchased some purple cauliflower seeds online (never again) and got a bag of old lettuce seeds with 2 brassica seeds and the weirdo below in it.5yr ⋅ QueenMelle ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
