My parents were watching a movie and eating popcorn last night. Their pibble, Wally, gave them the pouty lip when he didn't get any popcorn.3yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/pitbulls
Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home, and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong.6yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer I told you this morning, no guns at the dinner table. You said the breakfast table. It's the same table!2yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Stop laughing, you imbecile! Don't you realize how close you just came to killing yourself?2yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now here's my office. If you'll direct your eyes to the floor, you'll see a yellow line. Follow it. It'll lead you around my desk, and back out the door.4yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
TIL Tim Allen's middle name is Did nobody notice the hidden message in Jon's latest tweet???7yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/JonTron
I've decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai 3-Finger Brown4yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Went to my first Green Day concert last night! So happy I finally saw my favorite band live.7yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/greenday
That's the activity room. We're not allowed in there. That's the library. Not allowed in there either. And don't even think about going into the game room.7yr ⋅ Quarteg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
