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MRW a blood clot flung into my purse when changing my tampon in a public restroom.

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I posted about seeing some hookers on my way home from work in freezing cold weather. My friend's perfect response.

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With the new poltergeist trailer out is anyone else feeling love for Sam Rockwell?

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I also have adult coloring books.

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Mfw the guy I turned down last night said I should date him because I'm pushing 30.

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HIFW my friend says my ass is so good I don't need to wear yoga pants.

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My little man loves celebrating.

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MFW I got my weeks mixed up for my classes have 2 tests and a paper due tomorrow morning and my finals are actually next week and am completely unprepared and I'm stuck at work.

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