TooMeIrlForMeIrl

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Never better, mom

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Me👴irl

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How to racially profile a child on career day

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A moment of silence for all the friendships lost.

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I’ve got a bad feeling about this...

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The source of all my insecurities

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“You turn off that X cube right now!”

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Me😂irl

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Bring on the next zombie wave

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Ain’t nobody honk at me

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Every. Single. Time.

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Sid was smarter than we gave him credit for

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2meirl4meirl

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Meirl

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I need answers

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Thought you’d never ask

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If I can just hide maybe they’ll forget

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Posted on a local 411 page and chaos ensued. Reading is kinda important.

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Stress levels rising

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Meirl

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Surely you joke

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2meirl4meirl

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2meirl4meirl

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2meirl4meirl

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I feel this on a spiritual level

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Me_irl

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A Faithful Friend

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Mine was a little more sticky than that.

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Me🤤irl

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Me_irl

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Is “Defender of the Free World” a good enough job?

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Meirl

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The jokes on you, I’m in my late 30’s

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Alright...*zip*...Lets put this to the test

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They just don’t make em like they used to

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I can’t be the only one...

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An incoming wave of nostalgia in 3...2...1

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Parental life hacks

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Cruel irony

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I’m no mathematician buuuuut...

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🔥 Horny Toad 🔥

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Saw this for sale on FB.

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“Good Lord, not again...I need a reassignment”

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Me_irl

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The most advanced animal, ladies and gentlemen.

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Suuuuurreee let me just make a balloon animal real quick...

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Nailed it

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Love long and Rock on

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Thigh tickler

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It doesn’t get much lower than this

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Me_irl

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Me📯irl

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No gettin freaky with balloons that are leaky

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My 2yo daughter was about to turn on her night light when I saw something “hairy” and stopped her.

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If you remember this game comment your favorite misdeeds

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“Who duh f&@k knockin’ on the door this late!?”

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Me_irl

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This is horrible but I can’t stop laughing

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Me_irl

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Meirl

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The source of all my insecurities

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All this time I’ve been eating vegetables and bran for nothing

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Life goals

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Sweeeet pipes bro

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Meirl

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Aim high

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This locker at my work

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I'm sure no one else feels this way

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In Toy Story,? Sid’s toys have hidden meanings that I never noticed. Any guesses on the other 2?

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Because happiness is overrated

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When things don’t bother you like they used to cuz you’re dead inside

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This round of Apples to Apples Freestyle I played with my family

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“La la la la, I’m not listening”

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Every. Single. Time.

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