After my family refused to help me convince my dad to wear a pickle costume for Halloween, I bought one and sent it to him anyway. Reddit, meet my dad, Rick.3yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
I recieved this HANDWRITTEN card from our CEO's legacy. If this is what we can expect, every single ape should be kalm and zen. He had my support before, now he has my heart.2yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/Superstonk
The Popeye's in my town is getting desperate for workers during this economic crisis.4yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
Last year my girlfriend asked me to help her with the chalk drawing at work. I'm not allowed to help her anymore.6yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
It was raining all day on Halloween so our porch cat took the only shelter she could find.5yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
Welp... I guess I know what my plans are for the first half of my day off tomorrow.5yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/pics
Got bored at work and decided to stop recognizing my boss's authority.10yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/ArcherFX
A year ago I was hit on, but my sense of humor was too much for this poor girl.6yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
Brother left his Reddit account open, here's the funniest picture I could find on his drive.12yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
Got bored at work and decided to stop recognizing my boss's authority.(x-post /r/pics)10yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/funny
This is me with a .50 caliber sniper rifle. To give you an idea of how big it is, I'm 5'11, and it's almost as tall as I am.12yr ⋅ Purple_Drank ⋅ r/pics
