[Misc] Pleasantly surprised at the size of this free sample i got in the mail6yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
MRW a guy on OKCupid messages me and apparently one of the 'requirements' for dating him is keeping everything shaved perfectly all of the time9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm watching porn and the ladies start shoving strawberries and whipped cream in their ladyparts8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i'm on a local homeless shelter FB page and someone is complaining about them needing TP donations, telling them they should have to use their hand and water cause it's cheaper7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Humor] My reaction when I see a fellow rosacea person suffering with flare ups in the heat8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
MRW I go to bed after shaving my legs and putting clean sheets/blankets on9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone filled Trump with a lot of hot air as a child. Would explain a lot actually.8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I log on to social media after Trump is officially sworn in7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i've spent the last 9 months trying to tame a feral cat and he suddenly starts rubbing on my legs to give me love7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I step on half a dead mouse that my cat brought me in the middle of the night9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i get food poisoning, the flu, and my period on the same day (which was my 30th bday)6yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have an anxiety disorder. MRW i have a pretty good day and really push myself but I walk past an old lady who clutches her purse and tells her husband she doesn't trust me (I'm tattooed...)8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wake up from a weird ass dream in which i am a lactating lesbian vampire attending a Harry Potter type school with other lactating lesbian vampires7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I look out my window to see Fedex trying to deliver a package for me but they leave a note in my mailbox without attempting to deliver it8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I randomly wake up at 3am with blood all the way down to my kneecaps. I get up to clean up and make a butt print of blood on my sheets.10yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my tampon is over flowing and i can feel it sliding out as i rush off to the bathroom9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Any fans of the movie But I'm a Cheerleader will like this.. Natasha Lyonne and Clea DuVall6yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/ladyladyboners
MRW I'm watching porn and out of no where the woman ties her labia lips together like a shoelace8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW this lady takes the last jar of my favorite jelly while grocery shopping... I go to a different store for more things and the same woman is there taking the last of my favorite ice cream9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies... am I the only one tired of picking out hairballs out of their ass crack in the shower? Downsides to having long thick hair i guess.8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Who knew that thick morning fog would trigger my PTSD from surviving a house fire?6yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW The guy i went on a date with did a full blown background check on me and asks me my address so he knows which one is mine8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I try my best to get rid of someone who annoys me on social media and as soon as I delete him he becomes irate and violently pissed off (seriously, how did he immediately know?)7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW i'm social media creeping and my ex husbands new wife calls him Big Daddy Luscious7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
16 in Blaze is on the Walmart website right now (not sold by third party)2yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/squishmallow
This is me on the toilet after I once again eat a whole bag of dried apricots and apparently never learnt my lesson9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone on a dating website says smile in their first message to me8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is me 100%; now to find an SO who's into the same stuff7yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my old crush from high school that treated me like shit and dated every other girl around me thinks he's entitled to date me over 10 years later8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been binging Parks and Recreation and I now understand a lot of the gifs being posed9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone combined Aang from The Last Airbender with a minion for a t-shirt :(9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/MinionHate
MFW someone eats the ice cream I had been waiting all day to eat8yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My cats reaction when I get a new piece of furniture and she sees it for the first time9yr ⋅ Purple-Leopard ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
